blueberry muffin

It happens every May. You come back from school only to find your female friends from high school getting fatter and fatter. The term blueberry muffin describes a girl who, despite meeting that description, continues to wear the same clothes she did in high school. If you haven't made the connection between the girl and the muffin, take a look at the part of the muffin which flops over the wrapper.
-From Collegehumor.com

Jamie has turned into a blueberry muffin, but I would still cover her in my frosting.

by Akbar42 August 6, 2004

Fucking Blueberries

Special type of wild blueberry that increases dopamine levels and acts as an aphrodisiac most commonly found in perfumes, body sprays, and lotions. Drives men crazy.

Most popular usage is in "Jelly Belly Blueberry Muffin" fragrance.

May cause sudden nibbling, licking, and nuzzling to the wearer.

"YOU SMELL LIKE FUCKING BLUEBERRIES, WHY WOULDNT I WANT TO LICK YOU!"

"She had me going, those fucking blueberries!"

"all i had to do was use my fucking blueberry scent,and it was game over!"

by sugarytemptress September 28, 2009

Blueberry

Amazing pot that doesn't totally taste like fruit, but ya know, what are you going to do?

Whoa man, that fuckin' blueberry was so amazing that i was like, tripping!

by sitara October 28, 2005

Blueberry slut muffin

A girl who displays whorish behavior.

Did you hear that she had sex with 3 guys last night what a blueberry slut muffin!

by Guns aka gunslinger April 30, 2010

blueberry yum yum

weed that is crossed with a blueberry plant by Cell Spicing.

Damn this blueberry yum yum Taste so gooooood! Thank god for the nigga that put it in my hood!

by Jon Parella May 13, 2005

blueberry boys

DC metro area slang for police.

"The party went downhill after the blueberry boys showed up."

by skootuh boi October 18, 2008

Blueberry

The sensual act of sucking and biting some cutie's neck to give them a hickey, then blowing a huge wet raspberry afterwards.

1. Zane: dude I was making out with Holly last night, I gave her a big ol' blueberry and she broke up with me!
Adam: damn that sucks, you deserved it tho

2. pbbbbft

by Beelover69 July 30, 2019