Barmp

Newfoundland-English verb meaning to honk the horn of a vehicle (cars, trucks, boats, ships) It is onomatopoeic in origin as it imitates lower-pitched sound of the horns of American cars and trucks of the ‘50s, ‘60s, and ‘70s as opposed to the higher-pitched ‘beep’ of the European and Japanese imports that began to become more popular following the ‘73 OPEC oil embargo.

Jimmy was drivin’ down Water Street in his restored ‘74 New Yorker when he saw his buddy, Dave. He barmped his horn and Dave looked over and waved at Jimmy.

by Vin Lander July 14, 2022

I blame David Day

Whenever something goes wrong in your life, in the world, wherever, the expression to use is 'I blame David Day'. This started as an internet prank , so the story goes, but has become quite popular.Basically the expression allows you to blame anything that has gone wrong on this mysterious David Day.

Burnt my hand on the stove!I blame David Day!

Woke up this morning feeling sick!I blame David Day!

Floods in the East!I blame David Day!

by tazzibear October 19, 2011

fort blamass

I gay bar that Markiplier crated with the help of JackSepticEye.

Hey man, you wanna go to Fort Blamass?

by Kokovo May 16, 2016

barm

Scouse term for a bread roll.

Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! You kidda, gimme that barm!

by Jamie Douglas December 19, 2006

Blame It On The Bed

This is an excuse used to explain why a person has been sleeping in extremely late, usually later every day. The reason for this is because a bed is so extremely comfortable a person has a hard time getting up. This is usually the case for an unemployed individual who is not seeking a job and doesn't have anything to do for the day.

Ashley: What time you get up today?
John: Uhh around 5 pm
Ashley: WTF you woke up at 4 pm yesterday the day is over by the time you even get up!
John: Its not my fault, Blame it on the bed.

by aaron_768 February 10, 2007

blame hound

a third party who cops the blame for anothers indescretion.

I droped the worst fart the other day and used my baby son as my blame hound.

by Golden Leper July 3, 2003

Blam Club

An organization related to Newgrounds whose primary function is the deletion (or blaming) of Flash movies from its submission portal.

The Blam Club deleted my flash movie!

by Falconrath December 29, 2003