blasphememe

A meme (a bit of visual internet wit) that might be considered sacrilegious (mocking or otherwise disrespectful of gods or holy things). An irreverently funny (or cleverly observational) internet image.

Did you see that picture of a Jesus statue captioned "Medusa: 1 Jesus: 0"? That is one goddamned funny blasphememe--emphasis on the goddamned.

Lol. Yeah. Check out the Big Lebowski's Jesus polishing his ball at the Last Supper. Sometimes the best blasphememe is an animated gif.

by joelmw September 26, 2018

blappy

The feeling of utter bleakness (sadness) and euphoria (happy) at the same moment in time

The allure of the single life after my girlfriend left me made me feel blappy

by DarthEvilPanda August 29, 2005

Bapping

A Bay Area term for being turnt up or in other words lit or litty

Aye bra, tell me why we was on live the other day and a nigga had hella viewers our shit was bapping

by MoneybaggMiir May 6, 2018

Beard Blasphemy

The standard punishment resulting from secretly being jealous of another man's beard due to the fact that one is afraid a fist will pop out of it and knock their teeth out.

After I crushed the Block exam they just got in their cars and drove off. I guess their dental insurance didn't cover beard blasphemy?

by Tadalafil September 14, 2010

blamps

female breasts

"check out the blamps on that chick!"

by vook May 14, 2003

blaap

Blaap is a Dutch synonym for joint.

Zullen we effe een blapie rollen?
Tijd voor een blaap!

by snall October 17, 2006

Blamp

A tee shirt company.

yo did you cop that new blamp tee?

if not check www.blampinc.com

by Lester J Nelson April 22, 2009