Bongalongis

Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts of as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.

"Have you heard of Bongalongis?"

"OMG, yeah! My friend was cursed by it."

"How unfortunate!"

by Bongalongis July 11, 2023

Bongalongis

Bongalongis, July 10th, 2023:

Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts off as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.

worship Bongalongis🙏🙏🤲🛐

by Bongalongis July 12, 2023

National Bong Day

November 10th, gather every bong you can, give them a nice scrubbing, and smoke all day.

I cannot wait for national bong day.

by Pocketpussyeater12937 November 7, 2017

Latin Bong

The lord of all bongs, an ancient artifact from the Roman Empire over 2000 year ago. Found in the Ecce Romani textbook, the Latin Bong can be identified by its swirly down-stem. The Latin Bong high is like no other you’ve ever experienced. The Latin Bong is very exclusive, but remember- anything can be a bong if you make it🍃

Dude, Davus hit that LB (Latin Bong) so hard he didn’t wake up the next morning.

by you’ll never know who February 28, 2023

Big-ady-Bong

A Big-ady-Bong is a specific measurement of bong size defined as exactly 1.9 grams. This term originated at the dawn of the Wiltshire Stoned Age where we gave Donnovan a bong this size that knocked him clean out for the rest of the night.
A respectful amount to get you from sober to high real fast.

"Fancy getting a bit fucked up tonight?"
"Yeah mate, I've started us all off, loaded myself a Big-ady-Bong"

by The Sesh Gremlinz September 9, 2019

Ding-dong on a bing-bong stick

Slang phrase in New England to refer to a person that is a mean bean.

A: Oh my god, you are literally the worst.
B: Stop being such a ding-dong on a bing-bong stick.

by datDude July 22, 2014

Bongbong Marcos

Anak ng diktador na madaming uto-utong fans sa Camarines Norte, na mahilig sa fake news.

Ferdinand: Nakawan mo ang Pinas anak, walang magagawa ang mga yan kasi mga bobo ang mga Bongbong Marcos supporters.

by Klong ning Bicol November 6, 2021