Where a person randomly exclaims (normally in capitals) something bitchy about a person or a group of people on their social network status and then wont tell commenters anymore because that would give away the people that they were bitching about and why the were bitching about them in the first place.
Eventually ending up in the person sending a private message to the commenter.
Eventually ending up in the person sending a private message to the commenter.
Person: FUGLY SLUTS
Commenter: Huh?
Person: i cant explain
Commenter:wtf?
Person: Check you inbox
* Facebook Bitching Tourettes *. FBT FOR SHORT
Commenter: Huh?
Person: i cant explain
Commenter:wtf?
Person: Check you inbox
* Facebook Bitching Tourettes *. FBT FOR SHORT
by jackjack1234 October 12, 2010
Get the Facebook Bitching Tourettes mug.The process through which one is made into the bitch of another by way of extreme one sided losses or embarassment.
Length of time may vary as a bitchitization comprises of the time elapsed between the start and finish of the bitch making process.
Length of time may vary as a bitchitization comprises of the time elapsed between the start and finish of the bitch making process.
by Zell January 11, 2009
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by Flaming Condom February 1, 2010
Get the Bitchification mug.The level of disparity in hottness of a girl between two time periods based on natural selection.
The natural selection theory is based on the hypothesis that hott girls with be chosen by dudes more often, and will not work as hard to maintain their looks, becoming ugly. Reversely, an ugly girl will work hard to get laid and become hott.
High Bitchisity + Hott = Bad; Low Bitchisity + Hott = Good
High Bitchisity + Ugly = Good; Low Bitchisity + Ugly = Bad
The natural selection theory is based on the hypothesis that hott girls with be chosen by dudes more often, and will not work as hard to maintain their looks, becoming ugly. Reversely, an ugly girl will work hard to get laid and become hott.
High Bitchisity + Hott = Bad; Low Bitchisity + Hott = Good
High Bitchisity + Ugly = Good; Low Bitchisity + Ugly = Bad
"Man, that bitch is hott... but she's got a high bitchisity, so fuck that (for about a year, then bail)."
"My wife is hott! and has low bitchisity, so I'm assuming our sex life will stay pretty active."
"Eh, that ugly chick has got potential for a high bitchisity, ill just get wasted first..."
"Uhh, I'm so ugly, and my bitchisity is so low.... i wonder if they make solar powered vibrators."
"My wife is hott! and has low bitchisity, so I'm assuming our sex life will stay pretty active."
"Eh, that ugly chick has got potential for a high bitchisity, ill just get wasted first..."
"Uhh, I'm so ugly, and my bitchisity is so low.... i wonder if they make solar powered vibrators."
by drofjournalsm April 3, 2010
Get the Bitchisity mug.The ideology that one has the right to dominate and manipulate their partner with tears, anger, drama and/or douchieness. Whatever works to get the desired results by flexing ones bitch as opposed to flexing ones machismo.
When you feel like you're an asshole, but you're really not, you may have been victimized by the ancient art of bitchismo.
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