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douche beanie

The douche beanie is an article of clothing frequently worn by hipsters and their cousins the Weremoling. A douche beanie is a hat which is shaped like a fedora, but with a much smaller brim and should never be confused with the masculine version of the douche beanie (the fedora). Douche beanies can be seen on A list stars or the simple douche bag hipsters so common to cities. No hipsters wardrobe is complete without one.
The douche beanie can be seen in one episode of the office, on Justin Bieber and mannequins in high end hipster clothing stores.
by Jack Magnum, Weremo hunter April 26, 2014
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beanium

Sucketh on mine beanium wench.
by Mister Beanium December 6, 2017
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beanium

A penis, phallic shape, or can be substituted for any body part, but especially penis
Girl: Hey daddy
Guy: Suck my fat beanium, bitch!
Girl: that is so hot
by BeaniumLover1234 December 6, 2017
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beaniest

A form of the term bean. The person who is the beaniest is the person who us the biggest bean you know.
Tyler Joseph may be a bean, but Brendan Urie is the beaniest.
by TboneGaming May 7, 2018
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Beanie

Beanie is that big forehead , that large head, that biggy wiggy, that head you wouldve never thought you would ever see
You got da BEANIE!!
by ohdsoqwcldebvli3qwbvc September 15, 2018
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Beanium

The element on the periodic table that comes out of beans. One someone squeezes a bean a pure black substance known as Beanium will come out. If touched will give a natural high and sometime diarrhea.
Yo bro I just took some beanium you want some?

Doctor i got diarrhea from my beanium.
by Mr Neab October 8, 2018
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Beanie

Beanie is a man of different words. Sender, d league player, and official bad ass who gets all the hoes. His stoke tank is so high you can't reach the top of that mothafucka. If you play chief keef or give Beanie an Altoid Hummer he may make your wishes come true.
Look at that girl shelby, she's the hottest in the grade and of course she's with BEANIE.
by COLOMANE BEANIE November 29, 2018
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