human bean

A sympathetic but emotionless bean-eater that has seen all the goods and bads in humanity, and is willing to make sacrifice(s) to fulfil something that is greater than the value he or she places on himself/herself because of a strong sympathy on other beings.

He is a real human bean.

by HY371c May 3, 2018

baked bean teeth

Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.

Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.

by 37 April 13, 2008

FLICK MY BEAN

The act of masterbation by a female.

"I'm really stressed out. I need to take a bath and flick my bean"

by Scott June 3, 2004

Bean bag

A slang term for testicles and scrotum. More low key than other slang words for said body parts.

Before I sit down on a canoe, I always adjust myself so I don't accidently sit on and crush my bean bag.

by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023

cauliflower beanbag

first coined by the comedian Lee Evans, the Cauliflower beanbag is the result of a man slipping during the balance beam event and catching the twins on the bar

He's one slip away from catching the twins....*DUMMM* cauliflower beanbag. Now he's only good for the walking race

by strangechild36 September 15, 2010

slag bean

A slag bean is someone who sleeps around and you can open their legs like a tin of beans

you hear about that girl over there? she is a slag bean

by fuck knows some lad June 10, 2017

Old Bean Burrito

The process of pooping into a vagina then using two fingers to wipe the vag clean of the excess poop, then proceeding to eat the girl out

Dwight had to shit very badly, yet was hungry for mexican food at the same time during intercourse. He looked deeply into Michelle's eyes shit in her pussy, wiped off the extra, then ate her Old Bean Burrito.

by DwightPegusus December 10, 2010