bedface

Applies generally to men (maybe some women). Bedface is a condition similar to bedhead but, it has to do entirely with facial hair. Peoples with longer facial hair will wake up, look into the mirror, and see a unflattering mess of facial hair flowing every which way it can.

If possible, locate a comb immediately. Brush face hair thoroughly (preferably with water or some kind of gel) and get that walking embarrassment fixed pronto.

Whoa! Your sporting some major bedface this morning.

by Dinosaurs4Fun August 8, 2016

bedazzling

1.V; To post low effort snark early in a comment section in an attempt to derail a discussion before it has begun.

2.V; To repeatedly focus on minor details during a debate in order to grind down an opponent

I was so effective bedazzling that subreddit that I completely killed it in less than a year

by FireTheCannons June 15, 2018

loaf bedazzlement

When one defecates into a glass display case containing precious metals or gemstones. When the Loaf rolls down into the case and comes to rest, jewelry sticks to, resulting in Loaf Bedazzlement.

"Wow, Keith took a dump in that case of diamonds. I didn't know he was into Loaf Bedazzlement!"

by Misterpowercups March 17, 2010

I wanna get you in bed ha

Well its actual meaning is getting you in Bed and having Sex.
But we better wait for his (or mOrks) explanation of the Song "LIPSTICK"

"Girl you dress to impress, I embrace you, I wanna get you in bed ha" - Taeyong's definition of putting you to sleep. ;)

by eetaeyong March 30, 2021

bedazle

bedazled means to stick a object to another object with anything that is sticky

i bedazeled the bookshelf to the the wall

by David billington April 21, 2004

Bedhead

The act of masturbating on the hosts pillow during a party. After which someone passes out in the bed and wakes up with messy sticky cum covered hair.

"Dude, fuck that bitch. Give her some nice bedhead"

by trainwreck527 July 20, 2008

Bedazzled Douche Bag

Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.

Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"

by EmmeGirl December 8, 2009