Busted Slam Pig

The biggest nastiest whore you could possibly could imagine, but the scumbag in every group will still bang

Yo, she is the such a busted slam pig, but dude I would still bang her

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

busted out tracktor tire

a gnarly pussy that looks like roast beef is dangling from

Most girls on sublime directory have pussys that look like blown out tractor tires.

by goatcheese June 12, 2004

busted n disgusted

A. Meaning not to have any money.
B. Broke
C. Down and out

Can I borrow five dollars...Man I'm Busted n Disgusted.

by Nyccole October 12, 2007

busted

a term used to describe very unattractive MALES or FEMALES(yes girls use it too)

Ew, I would never hook up with him, he's so busted

by Kailey Miller June 11, 2006

Bustedtees

Stupid annoying add on Urban Dictionary that has the dumbest and most unfunny "jokes" on them and never goes away. Fugly girls, unfunny shirt. Might as well be a birdy, cheep cheep cheep (oh no. the terrible jokes are spreading onto us all!)

Most likely, if you look to your right, you will examine a crappy add with a <fodle> wearing an <unfunny> joke.

Bustedtees, I finally know how you got your name. It was gonna be either that or Crappytees, rite?

<boring>, <annoying>, <crappy>, <crapshit>, <fugly>, <fodles>, <ugly>, <weird>, <unfunny>

"Press button, receive bacon". Omfg. I'm gonna seriously die of purely insane laughter.

" The jokes on you." Wow. I get it. I'm wearing the shirt with the shitty joke thats on me.

Thanx BustedTees. Smart. *sarcasm*

by Brandnewday May 18, 2009

busted sofa

A large woman that has several fat rolls. The reason they are called busted sofa's is because they wear skin tight clothing.

Christian Carson is a busted sofa

by moma March 28, 2003

busted sofa

a term originating from Portadown N.I referring to womans well used vagina and it's outer hairy flaps showing it's pertruding stuffing just like a bare camel toe. {blurt, snatch, quim)

She'd an arse like a bag of spuds with a busted sofa at the front.

by Graham Wilgaus August 31, 2006