batting 1000

1. 100 % success against tremendous odds.
2. a perfect score

1. On this mission the Astronaut realized with the completion of the task he was "batting 1000".
2. I aced the test, won the competition, and became champion.

by keli kear November 8, 2003

The Bartender

Everybody's favorite person. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring. Respect and cherish these people. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Play your cards right, they might just take you home.

Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Baby Batter

Male Sperm Powerful Ejaculations

Come here honey im going to splatter you with baby batter.

by A Smith November 1, 2006

Baby-Batter

<noun> Slang;

Sperm and/or semen.

Same as: baby batter

"Seraphim gagged as the baby-batter slipped down her throat."

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

Daddy batter

The silky liquid that is ejaculated from the penis as a result of a male sexual climax .

I was fucking her so hard that within minutes i was releasing arks of daddy batter across her dirty little face!

by Phil Martin November 14, 2003

Love Battery

a Seattle grunge band formed in 1989 by Ron Nine that not many people know about

they mixed psychedelic guitar riffs with the 90's Seattle sound

they're really good

If you like grunge music, you should check out Love Battery

by kimboslice1337 April 3, 2009

Dead Battery In A Dildo

When you are very excited to do something but find out that you cant

Thats a dead battery in a dildo

by Fin Germatwat October 31, 2010