bater's block

like writer's block, except a condition where a person is unable to procure an appropriate fantasy while masturbating.

Winston's been in the shower for about half an hour now, he must have a case of bater's block.

Sorry about taking so long in the bathroom, I had some bad bater's block. It was probably because of that Golden Girls marathon I just watched

by Nicklovin March 8, 2009

bateceps

In human anatomy, the bateceps are muscles located on the upper arm that have been acquired through frequent masturbation. Masturbation uses the biceps. Biceps acquired solely through masturbation are "bateceps". Bateceps are typically smaller than biceps acquired through exercise.

Boy 1: Yo man, I had one hell of a weekend. I masturbated so much, I got bateceps!
Boy 2: No way, dog!
Boy 1: Yeah bro, check it out. *flexes bateceps*
Masculine Man 1: My biceps are much more impressive! *flexes biceps*

by Hermeez July 22, 2010

batergacken

cool, wild, gnarly

“that’s so batergacken, bro!”
“that is the most batergacken car I’ve seen in awhile.”

by batergacken September 6, 2019

Bates Motel

Any Motel you die in.

"I talked to him from his room last night, and he was fine."

"Incredible. He checked in but didn't check out"

"Must have been the Bates Motel," man.

by berkboy August 26, 2012

Baten Kaitos

New RPG for Game Cube. Beautiful graphics. Fun and unique game-play for a change. BUT TERRIBLE, and I mean TERRIBLE voice acting. It is highly recommended you turn off the voice option the second you start this game up. ;)

"Why do I sound so eager and excited in every scene my actor dubs?!", exclaimed Lyude.

by Sad Gamer May 13, 2005

Fallon Bater

Someone who masterbates to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

That dude is a total fallon bater.

by JKK1974 November 14, 2011

norman bates

A psycho. Someone with obsessive behavior or scary eyes

"That fucker's scaring me"
"Who"
"Norman bates over there"

by SteveDave May 9, 2003