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Play Basketball

The act of one or more person(s) doing cocaine
Woah!!! Lets Go Play Basketball, Michael!!
by Seedlessmota January 16, 2011
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basketball facial

The act of making a basketball shot with a defender right in front of you
Did you see that Ron?! That defender just got a basketball facial
by CurtHolls March 8, 2015
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Purdue Basketball

Purdue basketball is mediocre basketball at best. Purdue has never made it to an NCAA final four game because they can never win when it matters, or their coaching is garbage. This comes as no surprise to anyone that knows anything about college basketball. They are the 3rd best team in Indiana behind Butler (2nd) and Indiana (1st). This basketball program is very jealous of everything Indiana University has accomplished, hence why they are so angry all the time. Also, they are never good because no “good” basketball recruit wants to play for such a shitty program that has never established a “tradition” like other successful basketball programs that are located a few hours away.
Ross: Why does that team lose so much?
Jon: Probably because they play just like Purdue basketball.
Ross: Oh yeah, that basketball team is always a joke.
by TheBossManHoosier April 6, 2011
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basketball player

by dragon September 3, 2003
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Basketball ass

You ain't getting in my bed with that basketball ass! You needs to shower fool!
by GrahamCracker May 31, 2016
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Basketball on ice

A game of basketball with one small twist. (Everyone wears socks) preferably an indoor court because blacktop is not slippery.
James: I heard you guys were playing ball on Saturday!

Tyrone: Yea we were playing some of that basketball on ice. It's crazy!
by Emron cumclot February 28, 2022
mugGet the Basketball on icemug.

fundamental basketball

What your racist uncle says what the issue is with basketball while watching an NBA game. It’s a dog whistle meaning that they don’t like the black players. They usually idolize Larry Bird.
Uncle JimBob: The problem with the NBA is that they don’t focus on fundamental basketball. That’s why college is better.
by QuaYLAT September 29, 2020
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