bartner

A combination of partner and boyfriend. For gay couples who have been together for a long time but do not yet want to use the "P" word.

My bartner is being such a bitch. I should burn his face off with an iron.

by svenskified August 31, 2006

Barteked

When a normal situation, becomes completely and totally fucked up.

That's Barteked!

by NCB2ply March 30, 2009

bartender

A song by Dave Matthews Band, the most famous version of which can be heard on the Live at Folsom Field album.

Bartender please/ fill my glass for me/ with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after 3 days in the ground

by Monsieur bon cote August 1, 2009

Laura Bartley

The Coolest Person Out
Shes awesomely Awesome
Never Find Anyone Better
People Seem To Like Her Because Shes Polite And Rarely Late

Laura Bartley Coversation Nathan:Hey Man,Do You Know Who The Coolest Person Out Is
Jake:Yeah Man,Duh Obviously Its Laura Bartley,Have You Met Her?
Nathan:No,But I Heard She Likes Buttertarts

by Laurabartley October 20, 2008

Bartle Doo

The most idiotic, useless, moronic shitcoin ever conceived.

Bartle Doo is useless.
Bartle Doo is valueless.
Bartle Doo is risky.
Bartle Doo has no team.
Bartle Doo has no roadmap.
Bartle Doo has no utility.
I bought it anyway.

by MobyWanKenobi August 8, 2022

Bartlebesque

To be disinterested, aimless, apathetic, or ambivalent, especially about tasks involving a minimal amount of effort; to mimic the behavior of the character Bartleby the scrivener.

I can't decide whether to order Chinese or pizza for dinner; I'm feeling Bartlebesque.

by Brooklyn Ben March 27, 2012

Bartlesnart

The act of snorting crack cocaine out of your partners ear canal and then proceeding to rip off the ear and let it decay, crushing it into dust and consuming it as an aphrodisiac.

"Dude, I totally bartlesnarted her last weekend!"
"What the literal fuck is wrong with you thats illegal"
"No that's only in like 3 states were good"
"oh okay"

by M4rcus Mun1t10ns "no refunds" April 16, 2015