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backseat driver

When one inserts a golf club (preferably a wood) into someone's anus.
I heard that Tiger Woods gave that ho a backseat driver!
by The Notorious SJKJ April 26, 2010
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backseat

Your ass.
A place where homos live for.
by Dick Splash January 2, 2004
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backseat surfer

Someone who leans over your shoulder with his dick up your anal passage, dictating which porn picture on the gay website you should click next
Oh yeah oooooh click on Gary, click Gary you biatch I am about to shoot hot yoghurt up your ass
CLICK GARY or I will spank your ass with this rubber cock
ok ok keep it there a picture of Gary oh yeah look at his big hard nob of rock, Oh I want to suck that lump of beef. Am I a real a real backseat surfer OR WHAT ?
by dick the perv January 31, 2008
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backseat

Backseat is when something is horrible and sucky. This makes perfect sense because no one likes to sit in the backseat, and sometimes nasty things happen in backseats. This will catch on in the near future.
You're soooo backseat

Yo momma's backseat

Don't be a backseat person
by Bitsy-Boo December 19, 2009
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Backseat driver

The fourth best position when travelling in a car or ute. In the usual order, from best to worst, the seats are: driver, shotgun, wingman (behind shotgun), backseat driver (behind the driver), bitch (if it exists), hump, and bed.

Contrary to popular belief, the hump is not the seat between driver and shotgun. That is the bitch seat. The hump is located behind the bitch seat, where there often is a hump in the floor, thus the name.
Joe: "Shotgun!"
Mike: "Well, then, I take wingman."

Bill: "I'm too tall for backseat driver or hump, so I take bitch. Put the dog in the cargo bed."
by Diacetylm0rphine September 9, 2010
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Backseat bartending

The action of drinking alcohol or mixing drinks in the back seat of the car because buying drinks in the club is just too damn expensive.
"Lets go back to the car for some backseat bartending."
by TheRedCrayon November 14, 2011
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Backseat Browser

Those annoying ass people that hang over your shoulder while you're browsing the internet and instruct you what to do WHEN YOU REALLY DON'T WANNA HEAR IT.
backseat browsers are so annoying!
by emilyunicorn888 November 9, 2016
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