Bachelor Bucket List

Various things to do before you kill your bachlerhood and settle down.

Man1: I wanna go on a vacation by myself and have a bunch of 1 night stands.

Man2: Well add that to your Bachelor Bucket List.

by Tobeezy January 4, 2019

Backed

when you and a girl are Grinding ass to ass in the middle of a room andshe so overpowers you so much that you’re face gets pressed into the wall and she grinds even more vigorously

Him: Did you Get backed?
Me: yeah, she backed me

by Backedbyass July 18, 2020

Balched

The action of some knarly son of a bitch out there that will contribute to fucking up your life in any way possible.

Damnit, I got Balched again… My career is over!

by getbalched May 21, 2023

Snail Backed

When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.

Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do so missionary?"

by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015

typical "bachelor pad" cuisine

"Undignified" or "bare basics" foods like quick-oats mixed with milk and raisins, canned stew/sausages/beans eaten straight out of the can, etc.

Self-sufficient dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany accepts me as I am and is always okay with just the typical "bachelor pad" cuisine that I feed her whenever she comes over... she values my companionship and caring, she realizes that I am always kind and generous in my own way, and she is grateful for any and all help that I give her, and so she doesn't mind my somewhat-cluttered digs or the hard-boiled eggs and cold "reduced for quick sale" sandwiches soaked in whole milk that I typically serve her for snacks.

by QuacksO October 21, 2018

bachelor band-aid

A piece of tissue or cloth stuck to a wound to stop bleeding. A bachelor band-aid is usually used when a person can't afford band-aids or is too lazy to get any.

Person 1: "I'm bleeding!"
Person 2: "Well, I don't have any band-aids. You'll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. Try not to get blood on the carpet."

by GAGGOT January 17, 2010

Beached Whale Job

When a fat chick makes you cum by rubbing your dick with the fat of her stomach.

Dude. I just got a beached whale job.
It was pretty gnarly before I threw up.

by WoofWoofWolf November 6, 2011