assumptacking

Attempting to make somebody look bad by assuming what they meant is negative or wrong

Jacob: I wish people would stop abusing welfare

Jesse: So your saying all people who use welfare automatically will abuse it?

Jacob: Obviously not Jesse... Stop assumptacking me...

Jesse: So then exactly what are you saying?

Jacob: (sighs) Fine I'll repeat myself: I wish people would stop abusing welfare

Jesse: Oh so just because there poor and need welfare means they want to make other people suffer right?

Narrator: Jesse thinks he is making a point by being very assumptive and jumping to conclusions. He's really just being a douchebag and trying to make Jacob feel bad for his opinion. He better hope Jacob thinks carefully and doesn't reach for the knife...

by Optical_Epilepsy June 5, 2011

assumptionized

the act of somebody assumming what you assumed, as an assumption of what should be assumed.

I was sitting here talking and the female assumptionized what I was talking about.

by BamBam1998 December 16, 2013

assumotion

The art of derailing your mother-in-law.

I got her with a little assumotion.

by RamRodRick October 29, 2015

assumbigga

I someone who always assummes the worst. If something possibly could mean something bad, the assumbigga will think it does for sure. If someone makes a gesture that could be misinterpreted the assumbigga will misinterpret the shit out of it to to mean the worst. An Assumbigga means well but is driven by brain ghosts and bad experiences.

If an assumbigga sees his girlfriend look at her phone, he will immediately think that she's waiting for her secret lover to come pick her up to run away with her to a tropical ilsand and make sweet love for ages but really, the girlfriend is only checking what time it is.

by jlolo April 7, 2017

assumptioneer

An assumptioneer is someone who works in a field very similar to that of an engineer but they do not have tons and tons of accurate data available to make decisions so they have to make lots of assumptions, hence this makes them an assumptioneer - doing assumptioneering work.

Project Manager - How is the work progressing on the facility design?
Design Manager - Jon has been struggling with a lack of data but as we all know he is a great assumptioneer
Project Manager - ok as long as we clearly document all our assumptions in a concept document should be fine for now

by cj2017 December 9, 2017

assumtions

For people who don’t know how to spell Assumptions.

Naomii made too many assumtions this week.

by Assumtion February 20, 2018

Assumsination

A conversation based soley on assumptions from both participants. Usuely an argument between immature self centered couples with no communication skills and lots of insecurities.

" so where did you go last night?"
"What makes you assume i went somewhere?"

" who is she?"

"The fuck are you talking about?"

"You must be cheating on me?"

"No way! I can only assume that you must be cheating if you are accusing me of cheating!"

"Now we are just having a assumsination. Can we not?"

by WittyWhite August 16, 2018