Dick, Shit, and Applesauce

A catch-all phrase used to describe an event, usually one of extraordinary, or just plain disgusting, proportions. It can be used in either a positive or negative connotation, as the below example illustrates.

Positive:
Man1: You beat 'Cradle' on Double-0 Agent? How??
Man2: Just fuckin' Dick, Shit, and Applesauce

Negative:
Man1: Wow! I think I just shit myself!
Man2: Wah. Well that's just Dick, Shit, and Applesauce.

by scarletrat June 2, 2007

shit green apples

A statement of entusiastic surprise and delight.

"If George Bush manages to keep from bankrupting this country, I'll shit green apples."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

apples in a sock

droopy boobs normally seen on a women over 60

that old babe's boobs look like apples in a sock

by ass man May 1, 2006

apples

apples are unhealthy for you.
over consumption may lead to death.

Patricia had apples everyday and eventually died.
When examined for cause of death, they found a high level of apples and a neighbor had also seen Patricia eatting an apple the morning of the death.

by Dr Rosenburg XIXVIXX December 30, 2009

Arkansas Applesauce

The act of cumming into a girls butt, scooping it out and feeding it to her.

Arkansas Applesauce for example is when Jim cummed in Jill butt, Jill squeezed it out onto a spoon and Jim fed her the butt jizz.

by vizzel October 16, 2009

christ apples

The testicles.

I told my lady to take a bite out of my christ apples. Unfortunately, she did.

by trip June 25, 2003

Green Apples

A code word you say to your parents when your friend is standing right next to you and you are at someones house and you want to get picked up without making the other person feel bad.

Makes the tension before your parents arrival have alot less tension.

Works good with non understanding friends that dont want you to leave and always tries to make plans with you

mom:" So do you want me to come and get you?"
You:"Um, yea get some green apples"
mom:"Ok i'll be there in 10 minutes"
You:" Aww man, Ok bye"

You:"John, shes picking me up in 10 minutes"

by teebstheman August 4, 2009