Alaskan Cheat Sheet

When students, public speakers or former governors working for Fox News can't remember basic information and write the answers on their hand in an effort to come off intelligent and/or well informed.

Ex-Governor Palin had some very, very, very important topics to cover in her speech for the Tea Party Convention, so she used the old Alaskan Cheat Sheet and wrote them on her hand.

by J-Mish February 9, 2010

Alaskan Sombrero

Taking an ice cube (one that is of the type that can sit on the top of your thumb and has an indention on one side) and putting it on the top of your penis. After this you insert the ice cube (while still on top of your penis) into a woman's vagina. Then have sex with her while maintaining the ice cube inside of her and on the top of your penis at the same time.

Women from cold area's really enjoy Alaskan Sombreros when they are out of their element and in warm weather.

by Something2Consider May 14, 2011

Alaskan Spider Monkey

The act of filling a vagina with ice and then having sex with it.

Stan had a very cold dick after doing an alaskan spider monkey.

by jps123456 November 15, 2011

homeless alaskan

a slang term for dead person.

John is as dead as a homeless alaskan.

by irishpirate248 July 17, 2007

Mr. Alaska

When someone with a masters degree has the geography knowledge of a third grader.

"Alaska is an island. Why else would they put it in a box next to Hawaii on the map?"

"Isn't Dutch Land that country near Holland where the Dutch are from?"

"You know, the Aryans... from Arya?"

-Are you kidding me, Mr. Alaska?

by Bugle Boy July 14, 2010

Alaska Native

The indigenous people of Alaska (including but not limited to the cultural groups Inupiat, Yupiit, Sugpiaq, Unangan, Tlingit, Haida, Tsimshian, Athabascan) who have inhabited the land since time immemorial. Alaska includes over 230 tribes, each of whom are sovereign entities and have unique traditions and ways of life. Their strength and perseverence in not only surviving but thriving in their environment has endured, and collectively they remain a significant and ever present population of the state of Alaska. Despite over a century of colonization, forced assimilation, disease, discrimination and cultural, linguistic and phsyical genocide they remain resilient and proud. This historical trauma, however, often creates debilitating social problems in villages of rural Alaska, that are compounded by the fact the state of Alaska that does little to support it's rural residents. But this is not the defining trait of Alaska Natives. They are indefinable; each Alaska Native individual, family, village, government unique. They are not a people trapped in the past, nor disappearing into a bleak, uncertain future. They are descended from incredible men and women who worked collectively to create a better future for their children and children's children, who continue to shape what it means to be Alaska Native today. At the heart of it all, they are human, perfect in their imperfection, capable of mistake, and with a great capacity for love and compassion, just as we all are.

Many Alaska Natives practice a subsistence lifestyle, which is a way of life practiced by their ancestors since time immemorial.

by unataqtugut September 28, 2014

Alaskan malamute

An alaskan type of breed the Alaskan malamute was originaly bred for pulling sledges just like the Sibearian Huski wich the Malamute is some times confused with due to their similarities.

An Alaskan Malaute has thick fur and unlike the Huskie it has brown eyes.

"That Sibearian Huskie is so cute"

"Yer except that isn't a Huskie, its a Alaskan Malamute"

by Finnerty January 17, 2010