albert.io

the only thing worse than hitler

Yousuf said the N word after failing an albert.io lesson

by naybruh April 11, 2021

Albert Wesker

The pure eptiome of evil and badassery. People don't recognize the fact that he's an ultra douchebag, since they're blinded by his super badassery.

The badass who wears shades at night, and actually looks good doing it.

Related to Duke Nukem, Johnny Bravo, and Robert Patrick(the T-1000 from Terminator 2)

Often schemes up evil plots that involve

COMPLETE.
GLOBAL.
SATRUATION.
hraaaaggh.

Will kick your ass.

Often called Wesker

Albert Wesker can beat Sephiroth in an arm wrestle any day of the week.

HOLY SHIT! WESKER JUST FALCON PUNCHED AN OLD GUY THROUGH THE CHEST! FUCKING EPIC!

by The Great Cornholio!! June 22, 2009

Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release

In the stall of any public restroom begin to fuck a girl in the ass, sit down on the toilet with her on your lap and shit and cum at the same time.

Man! That crazy bitch at the bar last night wanted me to pull off an "Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release". I'm not sure who's shit I was smelling, mine, hers or the 300lb fatty in the stall next door. Wow, Amazing!! For my first time trying it, it was a sweet release!

by Russell Upsomgrub June 5, 2014

Albert Pan

Verb: to procrastinate by pushing deadlines and not doing anything about overdue work by constantly getting 8 hours of sleep
Noun: the act of procrastinating by pushing deadlines and not doing anything about overdue work by constantly getting 8 hours of sleep

Boy 1: Hey you studying for that psych test tomorrow?

Boy 2: Nah man, I am just going to pull an Albert Pan.

by ilovepan February 18, 2019

Albert camus

Albert Camus is(actually was, sadly😔) a really hot french guy.

"omg, u r reading"the stranger ""
"Yeah, I love Albert Camus "
-"we all do"

by bellobelisimo September 28, 2022

Albert Aretz

The hottest man on earth, I start to drool when he appears on my screen. It's insane.

"omg, my new crush is albert aretz!! hes so🤭🤭🤭"

by the silly June 10, 2023

Albert/Flamingo

A Roblox youtuber we all enjoy. He got that SWAG Jojo Siwa Merch. Most people who watch him are familiar with EarthWorm Sally. If your not then your a disappoinment Go watch him

"DAMN ALBERT/FLAMINGO IS AWESOME, GO WATCH HIM"

by Idiotic Imposter November 3, 2020