Stretch Lemur

The act of painting a small rodent black and white (like a lemur tail) and inserting ones dong inside it's bum and out it's mouth. Then screwing some hot babe with it on your lap rocket.

Guy 1: "So how did prom go?"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"

by Silent Z 91 May 18, 2011

Stretching Canvas

The unique art of stretching a guy’s scrotum over a woman’s face.

Me and my lady had fun last night. After we banged, I spread my ball sack over every inch of her face. It felt just like Stretching Canvas.

by Amishdong28 February 3, 2019

STRETCH ARMSTRONG

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

out-stretched

abstract things that are not broken but tested to see how far they will bend.
e.g. patience, morals, ideology, any kind of emotion et cetera

recurrent patterns. again out-stretched. you throw the furniture out the window and wait for my reaction. no its not adding more charm or mystery. you don't understand, do you. that its about here and now and im struggling to be any clearer than i have been.
Have you ever met someone who cares like i do? Yeah? OK. Because you're behaving like you don't know what the fuck is going on.

by Krkič December 26, 2019

Stretched Lips

When you try and eat something and your lips get permanent stretch marks.

Who you foolin'? You gots stretched lips from suckin' on the cucumber fool.

by alkdjnne October 13, 2008

Stretch Gang

A collective of all people with uncircumcised penises

all my homies are uncut #stretch gang

by yttrii August 3, 2021

Stretch It Out

Stretch It Out is a stretching action that is needed when the level of uncomfortableness exceeds the social norm. It is an expression to show how uncomfortable you are in a particular situation.

Two couples are hanging out. Boyfriend 1 says to Girlfriend 1, "Gosh...you're so annoying. Why don't you just shut up?!?" Due to this exchange of words Boyfriend 2 and Girlfriend 2 become extremely uncomfortable. In order to alert Boyfriend 1 and Girlfriend 1 of their discomfort they begin stretching various muscles in their body...."Stretch It Out".

by Courtney, Chris, Kelsey, Cam, Corg and Biscuit June 17, 2007