zippernut

The painful end state of a testicle after it's been snagged, scratched and squished while you're zipping up your pants.

Oooo, take it easy baby, I got zippernut.

by Whitt March 11, 2007

Aero Zeppelin

Track 13 on Nirvana's Rare compliation album 'Incesticide', from 1992. Originally recorded January 1988 as track 7 in a 10 track recording. Only two versions of this song exist, the studio version (incesticide), and a extremely rare live version, recorded at the Community World Centre in Tacoma

Aero zeppelin is virtually unknown to most people.

by AeroZeppelin March 4, 2006

zipper fuck

to insert your penis on the zipper and zip up, causing massive devastation to your penis.

Dude, I was bored one night, and saw my zipper jacket on the floor. SO I decided to zipper fuck it. Not a very good idea beacuse now my dick looks like a pot-sticker.

by Zucchini January 16, 2008

zipper trout

Specifically a penis, but more generally, the notion thereof.

Wanda and Trixie slapped on enough makeup to alter the stock price of Max Factor and went out to the clubs, trolling for zipper trout.

When Trixie finally caught up with Wanda, she was locked in a toilet stall in the Men's, apparently bobbing for toilet trout.

See also toilet trout

by Max Radcliffe June 14, 2006

Exploding Zeppelin

After sexual intercourse the male takes off the condom, blows it up like a balloon, and pops it. Leaving a splatter mess of cum everywhere.

Bill why did you explode the zeppelin?

by Mike Jr. February 8, 2004

aaron's zipper

consits of 142 teeth said to hold back the incredible hulk but highly unlikly becuz of his slender size

"what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
"what?"
"aaron's zipper"
"with his slender size that is physically imposible"
"it was funny when i told a chick"

by kkfdgnlghn January 20, 2009

Zipper Dick

The area near your dick/VJ where your zipper bulges up usually when you sit down and makes it look like you have a HUGE erection. this is for both men and women but if your a woman and your not lady gaga nobody will think you actually have an erection so really only men have a problem with this.

man near you: "Dude, What the hell control your dick"
you: "dont worry man, its just my zipper dick"

by jelly fill'd July 7, 2010