wompus cat

pissed off, irrate, or visibly aggitated.

from appalachian phrase "aunry as a wompus cat" the wompus cat being a feline mammal born without an anus.
-if you were born without a butthole you'd be aunry too-

by john hammond August 3, 2007

wompus

Usually applied to females, a derogatory term for people who cling to others in hopes of entering a relationship with them.

A wompus may text, call, email, or facebook stalk her prey excessively. Beware her power.

"Dude, did that girl call you back yet?"
"Yeah. About fifty times. She's a wompus. I can't deal."

by Lane Grey January 14, 2009

Womp-Womp

Sound Charlie Brown's teacher makes when she talks. Directly translates to "I don't care."

Kid 1: Oh no! I failed my test!
Kid 2: Womp-Womp, should've studied dumbass.

by Randal M. March 27, 2007

womp

sound effect used primarily in textual form (SMS or BBM or IM), describing failure, disappointment or complete boredom with someone's story/reply/comment.

also a term that can be used in conjunction with a <3 symbol so show you unfortunately LOVE.

You plan an awesome party and invite your friend, only to hear their lame excuse.. something along the lines of "I have to study" and you would reply with "wommmmp".

Someone tells you they did something completely idiotic (you would say womp).

You are in a FML mood, but feel "fml" is too explicit -- use womp instead.

womp <3 = in love

by kristiebetty December 15, 2010

womp stick

Random items put on a tall stick so that people can locate one another at music festivals. Also for entertainment purposes.

Where Jimmy?" "I don't know, I'm tripping balls." "Look for his womp stick, it has a banana on it." "Derp.

by Nokavi July 25, 2011

Womps

Used like the word "sucks"

"They suspended my license."
"Man that womps!"

by CaptainRhino August 22, 2009

Womp

Something, or someone, containing characteristics that relate to the badassery of Clint Erickson.

Person A - "Dude, I just pwnd that noob."
Person B - "Yeah, like a womp!"

by Guest 2 April 27, 2010