cucumber wire boat

General referential slang for cannabis, harvesting and transporting cannabis, the act of purchasing cannabis, the act of smoking cannabis, or even attempts to remember events after being intoxicated by cannabis.

Also, a test of memory.

Origin: The movie "Super High Me" contains a scene in which Doug Benson is given a small memory test- asked to remember and repeat the words "boat" "cucumber" and "wire". Later in the movie Benson comically says "Cucumber wire boat" after purchasing cannabis.

"Can i get a gram of... cucumber wire boat."

"What did you do last weekend?" "Well, cucumber wire boat."

"Woah, wait, what's going on?" "Cucumber wire boat."

by ?0~ October 17, 2008

verizon wireless

Whilst approaching orgasm, the male will pull out, then splooge in the ear orifice of the female, simultaneously chanting, "Can you here me now bitch? Can you hear me now?"

Chad Sexton: I gave my girlfriend the verizon wireless last night. Honestly, it was the only service she could afford from me after being such a bitch last thursday!

by 69AllTheTime January 4, 2009

The Wire

Best show on HBO that no one has ever watched. Main reason for streaming HBO to your Apple TV, although you still won't watch it.

"Hey Dave, I just started streaming The Wire on Apple TV. Have you watched it?"
Dave replies, "Not yet but I've been meaning to for 14 years."

by Grant Rampus July 4, 2016

wirehead

Somone who cares more about computers and gear than anything else like women, food or gas

That guy is a real wirehead he has that new cell phone but no hot chicks to call on it.

by Jim Wilson August 7, 2003

widespread panic

heaven; funkin' wagnall; blast off 2004; tatered; beanland; dance station central; best time of your life...

Widespread Panic are the best good time party subculture band in my opinion.

I'm a spreadhead

by Alecs Cook August 31, 2003

flip wire

That fine,fuzzy line between buzzed and hammered.

That guy isn't driving. He tripped the flip wire 3 shots ago.

by G Evans January 10, 2009

Wies

A slang word for a homosexual or also used in wrong terms when person is disliked.

1. Tyler is so Wies.
2. This science homework is so Wies.

by Cig Bhodes December 24, 2007