win the losing lottery 

To win at something no one should be proud at winning.

I won, I was the dumbest that was there. Congratulations, you (won)/ win the losing lottery.

win the losing lottery by foodboy96 March 30, 2024

win the game 

You win the game if during a round of some sort of FPS video game you get a BJ and you climax while winning the game

Last night i thought just the guys would play but my girl helped me win the game in that last round

win the game by mannytehmammoth April 6, 2024

Win and Dip 

To accomplish what you came for, then bounce.

Bro really came to the party just to talk to her, got her number, and dipped right after — straight win and dip

Win and Dip by Zion Moment April 23, 2025

You Don't Win Friends With Salad 

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.

You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag

You Don't Win Friends With Salad by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

play stupid games, win stupid prizes 

A warning that dictates that intentionally doing something agreed to be foolish or stupid will only result in negative consequences for the person doing the idiotic thing.

Jack apparently looked down the barrel of his pistol to see why it wasn't firing. It seems he didn't remember the maxim of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and blew his brains out on accident.

play stupid games, win stupid prizes by Intelligence001 March 25, 2022

You can't win for losing 

When you win something but , winning means you lose either psychologically emotionally physically financially, anyway that negatively impacts you.

You do the dishes cuz your parents told you to and ,then when you're finished they yell at you for doing it wrong even though they didn't tell you how to do it in the first place ! Man you can't win for losing

You can't win for losing by dragonboy8586 October 15, 2019

Mickey Mouse Win 

A Mickey Mouse Win refers to a win that was given to someone in a competition with little to no effort; In other words an undeserved win. The phrase is used most notably when referring to the Mickey Mouse ring or The Lakers during the 2020 season who many claim were given the ring due to the COVID-19 Pandemic, The Term is also heavily used in NASCAR and online games/sports of all genres although use is more heavy in sport/competition related games typically with some type of leaderboard. If a person were to get a Mickey Mouse Win in any event, That Same person will be mocked and people will find a way to add "Mickey" and or "Mouse" to their name . Such examples include "LeMickey and the Flakers" and "Mickey Elliott". People will often associate these mickey hybrid characters with made up stories as another way of mocking them, People also edit the mickey teams faces onto Mickey Mouse Clubhouse music videos.

Jimmie Johnson: *Pushes Chase Elliott across the finish line as an act of good sportsmanship because elliott ran out of fuel*

Spectator 1: That win was mickey as fuck.

Spectator 2: I know right? That's such a Mickey Mouse Win.

Twitter: UNBELIEVABLE. I took my son to go to see a movie and who do I see? Mickey Elliott. He stole the tickets and Disney ring pops we had to go see "LeMickey And The Flakers vs. COVID-19". So I went up to the security of the movie theater to report it and who was it?!? Jimmie johnson?!?! MINNIE JOHNSON WAS IN ON IT AND LEFT WITH MICKEY ELLIOTT. Screw you frauds!

Mickey Mouse Win by g0rd0n_freeman August 20, 2021