who fucks a shit

Used in situations of extreme annoyance or anger as a substitute for “who fucking gives a shit” when it’s too much effort to say an entire sentence.

Chad: Hey Brad, guess what?

Brad: What?

Chad: I just matched with another girl on Tinder

Virgin Brad: Man, who fucks a shit!

by weenschnitz August 18, 2021

who the f*** is justin bieber

famous phrase told by wise metal singer Ozzy Osbourne into an interview in 2010

The Host : What music are you listening now? Do you listen to any music
*Ozzy speaks on his english*
The host : So you are listen a lot of Justin Bieber
Ozzy : Who?
The host : Justin Bieber
Ozzy : Who the f*** is Justin Bieber

by sobry November 15, 2016

Who up slippin they Jimmy rn?

A saying what people usually say when they suspect someone slippin they Jimmy rn.

"Who up slippin they Jimmy rn?"
"Me"

by X-T UN May 4, 2022

Who are you, and what have you done with

Used to express astonishment when somebody says or does something completely out of character. The only possible explanation is that they've been replaced by an alien shape-shifter who looks exactly like them, but acts differently.

The phrase is a parody of the cliché found in old movies, when somebody returns home to find their lover gone and a stranger in their place.

Shanee: "I'm going to stay in tonight and study."
Ruthie: "Who are you, and what have you done with Shanee?"

by Yogi Bhajan February 26, 2011

Who told you you could eat my cookies?

Another popular pharse by none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is very often used in prank calls and can be heard in various soundboards.

Cookies?
Who told you you could eat MY cookies???!!

by Kyle Strangle May 8, 2006

who cares

the answer to every question in the world

why is the sky blue?
who cares

by jack wood January 2, 2005

Who da thunk it

Short-cutting "Who would have thought it" or "I cant believe it"

Person 1: "I got tickets to the concert"
Person 2: "Who da thunk it! You da man!"

by Fåtß0¥ July 7, 2005