Trevor was a little to confident as he stepped out of the bathroom following his mid-morning dump, so I knocked him down a peg with a swift weasel punch to the ear lobe.
by Editorial Salmon January 08, 2012
A driver who ignorantly ignores all raod signs and warnings waiting until the LAST possible second to "merge" into traffic from a lane that is closed ahead. They stupidly do this in hopes of getting ahead of all traffic.
While on I-95 South, Troy and I encountered a number of merge weasels when we headed into Daytona which caused my husband to swear profusely.
by angrymuppet August 28, 2011
The act of acting like you’re falling asleep and/ or destructions , so you can put your head in someone’s lap to perform oral sex.
by Berick johnson September 10, 2019
Damn, cara is being such a weasel tamer today. she has bob, jim, and dave wrapped around her finger.
cait is now the official weasel tamer, seeing as how she just broke up with her boyfriend
cait is now the official weasel tamer, seeing as how she just broke up with her boyfriend
by Hanban March 14, 2005
Verb: to probe or explore, without consent, an anus or crevice similar to a weasel searching for food.
by not yos March 28, 2011
by Unoriginal Pseudonym July 20, 2016
Another name for a raccoon. Although they are cute, they look like fat weasels that raid your garbage can.
by Garbageweasellover January 12, 2019