A male that chronically masturbates to internet porn. Typically unemployed, lives with parents and can't otherwise function without his dick in his hand.
Carl's a weasel slapper. He doesn't work, lives at home with mommy and faps all day to like 10 different porn site accounts.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
Trevor was a little to confident as he stepped out of the bathroom following his mid-morning dump, so I knocked him down a peg with a swift weasel punch to the ear lobe.
by Editorial Salmon January 08, 2012
A driver who ignorantly ignores all raod signs and warnings waiting until the LAST possible second to "merge" into traffic from a lane that is closed ahead. They stupidly do this in hopes of getting ahead of all traffic.
While on I-95 South, Troy and I encountered a number of merge weasels when we headed into Daytona which caused my husband to swear profusely.
by angrymuppet August 28, 2011
The act of acting like you’re falling asleep and/ or destructions , so you can put your head in someone’s lap to perform oral sex.
by Berick johnson September 10, 2019
by Unoriginal Pseudonym July 20, 2016
by Macsloan April 16, 2016
Another name for a raccoon. Although they are cute, they look like fat weasels that raid your garbage can.
by Garbageweasellover January 12, 2019