Weasel Slapper

A male that chronically masturbates to internet porn. Typically unemployed, lives with parents and can't otherwise function without his dick in his hand.
Carl's a weasel slapper. He doesn't work, lives at home with mommy and faps all day to like 10 different porn site accounts.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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Weasel punch

The act of smacking or otherwise hitting someone(specifically in the face) with a hairbrush.
Trevor was a little to confident as he stepped out of the bathroom following his mid-morning dump, so I knocked him down a peg with a swift weasel punch to the ear lobe.
by Editorial Salmon January 08, 2012
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Merge Weasel

A driver who ignorantly ignores all raod signs and warnings waiting until the LAST possible second to "merge" into traffic from a lane that is closed ahead. They stupidly do this in hopes of getting ahead of all traffic.
While on I-95 South, Troy and I encountered a number of merge weasels when we headed into Daytona which caused my husband to swear profusely.
by angrymuppet August 28, 2011
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Sleepy weasel

The act of acting like you’re falling asleep and/ or destructions , so you can put your head in someone’s lap to perform oral sex.
That girl was being a sleepy weasel last night after one drink.
by Berick johnson September 10, 2019
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Pop the weasel

To bring one to orgasm. To turn ones "crank" until the load inside doth blow, or "pop".
Amanda didn't do it for ya? I bet I could pop the weasel.
by Unoriginal Pseudonym July 20, 2016
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spanking the weasel

His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.
by Macsloan April 16, 2016
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garbage weasel

Another name for a raccoon. Although they are cute, they look like fat weasels that raid your garbage can.
Those damn garbage weasels are back at it again!!!!
by Garbageweasellover January 12, 2019
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