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George Washington University Online High School

All the kids think they are ultra-cool prodigy kids when in reality they are just immature awkward dorks who talk about their wooden duck sculptures and Greek Mythology fan fiction they have been writing. The teachers are kinda nice but the students always interrupt class to go off on a stupid, dorky tangent that wastes everyone's time. It's supposed to be a really good education but I feel like an idiot.

Some classmates will find your email or Skype handle and start messaging you, even when you very obviously hint that you aren't interested. No, I don't want to be friends with you, you seem weird.
by whalesarebigfish December 4, 2020
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Washington Candy Apple

(n) - sexual act performed by one receiving fellatio in which the party getting blown extracts his penis from the mouth of the giver at the point of imminent ejaculation, aims and sprays the ejaculate onto the face of his partner, and then proceeds to throw a handful of chopped peanuts into the cum-glue while re-inserting the member back into the partner's mouth thus mimicking the appearance of a candied apple. This maneuver can prove ultimately difficult to perform due to scarcity of readily available chopped peanuts and the possibility of triggering a pesky allergic reaction to the nuts, or the cum, so vital to its success.

Washington Candy Apple is so named due to the popularity and variety of apples grown in the State of Washington, as well as the location of this word's origin.
"I didn't get to go to the carnival last night, but I still got a Washington Candy Apple from your sister."
by CC-Bone January 9, 2008
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Rhythm Walking

A phenomenon that can be observed in people who listen to music with headphones while walking. The affected person will walk perfectly in time with the music they are listening to- often more quickly or slowly than they normally would, depending on the tempo of the music. They will oftentimes not even notice that they are doing this. To everyone else, they simply look as if they are either in a huge hurry to get somewhere or are incredibly tired and can barely walk. Rhythm Walking can affect virtually anybody, and is more common in people who listen to music with a pronounced drum beat.
"Hey, what's up with Frank? He was shuffling along really slowly just a minute ago, and now he's walking really fast."
"He's got headphones in. Must be rhythm walking."
by Darc Discordia December 30, 2009
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walking hangover

When a person begins to have hangover symptoms quickly after drinking alcoholic beverages, or while still drinking alcoholic beverages.
I've only drank 7 beers, but I'm starting to get a headache, I think I'm getting a walking hangover."
by boxvic July 29, 2010
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Pressure Washing

The act of cleaning a dirty toilet by urinating extra hard on the grime in the bowl.
"Dude you need to clean that toilet."

"Nah it's alright I've been pressure washing it for a week."
by anon1904791 June 30, 2009
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Polish Washing Machine

When a man sticks his head up a woman's ass and she spins around in a circle.
The man stuck his head up the woman's ass and she began to spin around like a polish washing machine.
by Barkybarky January 3, 2015
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Washington Park

The ghetto, where niggas walk up to your car asking you if you want crack, heroine, weed, or a hooker; and if you dont you'll get shot. so run white boy run!!
Washington Park is the straight up ghetto, dont go there unless you plan on purchasing drugs or prostitutes. also, dont go there if your a pretty white girl.
by Georgie Porgie Meyer Lucas August 21, 2008
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