Wankered

Drunk/Shit-faced/Arse-holed

I drank two pints of vodka last night, I was absolutely wankered.

by Mike Farnworth May 5, 2003

Wankdish

Someone who is a complete fuckhead, dick, nothing to do with wanking a dish. Thats impossible fool

Ah shit (insert current presidents name here) is such a wankdish.
Townies are all wankdishes

by The messiah January 22, 2004

wankerage

An object or situation which leaves a person feeling frustrated and annoyed

"What a load of wankerage !"

by SabaKB October 30, 2008

Wankerous

Something self-indulgent, of interest only to the person who produced it. This thing inspires rancor.

The blog entry detailing the deep inner thoughts and feelings of the writer was extremely wankerous.

by Giselle G May 3, 2010

wankerlust

The innate desire to masturbate around the world.

"My wankerlust has been stifled by my financial ailments my entire life."

"Racking up those frequent flyer miles to expedite my wankerlust even further."

by bman0255 October 14, 2013

Wankee Doodle Dandy

Boris Johnson, born in the United States, now, somehow, Prime Minister of Britain.

The ghost of Churchill returned to 10 Downing Street just long enough to be stunned that his once-dignified office was being sullied by this Wankee Doodle Dandy.

by Monkey's Dad September 21, 2019

Spanner Wanker

Another definition of a Stoker, a MEM (Marine Engineering Mechanic) in the Royal Navy.

That Spanner Wanker is a right greasy bugger.

by Mr Rusher August 21, 2007