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Walmart Crib

When a child is placed inside the shopping cart instead of in the child seat. In some cases items are placed on top of the cart, to keep the child from escaping.
Look at that poor kid with the mullet stuck in his Walmart Crib.
by dethphone November 30, 2009
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walmart premium

The augmented price you're willing to pay for an item in order to not have to walk into a Walmart.
"I'd get this watch here but it's $4 cheaper at Walmart"
"Just buy it here. It's only a $4 dollar Walmart premium"
by Elateach January 19, 2014
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Walmart safari

A journey inside a Walmart store, usually in the middle of the night, to see all the weirdos, rejects, freaks of nature, and social outcasts that shop there that don't want or need to be seen in broad daylight.

Walmart safari weirdo shopping social reject social outcast freak of nature
Guy: Dude I'm bored. Let's go on a Walmart safari!
by TFfan92 October 16, 2014
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Walmart Faggot

A poor gay person who wishes he was at Whole Foods. Some are unlucky and fat like other Walmartians. Others wear a fedora and women's glasses. Generally a unicorn figure, since most gays care about fashion and have the wealth to afford it.
This weekend, I saw a Walmart faggot while waiting in line to buy muh Krispy Kreme's. He was hard to spot but he was buyin some male thongs, condoms and a purse.
by Markoroni December 25, 2017
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walmart town

A town that is in the middle of nowhere, a.k.a hick town. A town that has a walmart in every corner.
There's nothing to do here, you live in a walmart town
by jen Nguyen October 6, 2008
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walmart intercom

a pa system that is supposed to be used by walmart employees' but is mostly used by customers who are looking to joke around and have fun
josh:(walk over to phone and picks up phone at walmart to use the walmart intercom) attention walmart shoppers' for the next ten minutes all electronics are 50 percent off walmart employees: huh? who just made that announcement!!!!! i think someones playing with the intercoms again!
by garra sandman April 15, 2009
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walmart nationalist

Average Skinhead in the US
"John has SS Bolts on top of his head" "What a Walmart Nationalist!"
by jim81jim April 4, 2017
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