A poor gay person who wishes he was at Whole Foods. Some are unlucky and fat like other Walmartians. Others wear a fedora and women's glasses. Generally a unicorn figure, since most gays care about fashion and have the wealth to afford it.
This weekend, I saw a Walmart faggot while waiting in line to buy muh Krispy Kreme's. He was hard to spot but he was buyin some male thongs, condoms and a purse.
by Markoroni December 25, 2017
Get the Walmart Faggotmug. When a child is placed inside the shopping cart instead of in the child seat. In some cases items are placed on top of the cart, to keep the child from escaping.
by dethphone November 30, 2009
Get the Walmart Cribmug. by Immodest June 28, 2018
Get the walmart richmug. by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016
Get the Walmart Weavemug. Low pay and work hours that prevent you from receiving any benefits. The pay is so poor that you need food stamps and public assistance to survive. Walmart, low wages, poor, food stamps, public assistance, poverty, SNAP, corporatist, big business, the 1%, the 99%
by joecoolthefool September 11, 2016
Get the Walmart wagesmug. a pa system that is supposed to be used by walmart employees' but is mostly used by customers who are looking to joke around and have fun
josh:(walk over to phone and picks up phone at walmart to use the walmart intercom) attention walmart shoppers' for the next ten minutes all electronics are 50 percent off walmart employees: huh? who just made that announcement!!!!! i think someones playing with the intercoms again!
by garra sandman April 15, 2009
Get the walmart intercommug. by jim81jim April 4, 2017
Get the walmart nationalistmug.