Wake Up Sex

The best sex in the world. Occurs when you and your partner are both sound asleep and then slowly wake up having sex, in the middle of the night.
Its a trip from Dream State to Horny State.
Afterwards you go back to blissful sleep.

John: "What happened last night?"
Peter: "We had Wake Up Sex"
John: "Whats That?"
Peter: "We were asleep in each others arms and then i was half awake and we were already having sex and it was weird 'cause it was like it was a dream but then we realised it was real so we took it to the next level.It was so horny!"

by fnky January 25, 2006

wake up

Get with it, pay attention, get on top of things.

You forgot to do your math homework? You gotta wake up doug.

by crizzly bear May 17, 2007

When Jesus Wakes up

When something is bound not to happen, or will not begin for a long time.

I'm finna do my home work...... ha, when jesus wakes up.

by DanArc December 25, 2007

Wakeland High School

Founded in 2006, in Frisco TX having only one good type of sports team, yet ironically its the sport America doesnt like. Soccer. It has attracted many from around Frisco that claim they are either Frats, Bros, LAX players, and those who think Jersey Shore is the best show around. The school is filled with wannabes and nothing but cliques of punkasses and posers, and also how the kids of the school faculty are the school sluts and skanks. Not to mention the black kids who think they go hard and throw up gang signs saying "swag", "aye", and "fresh" and they claimed they grew up and had a harder life WHILE driving their Daddys BMW, or Mercedes in their new Air Jordans and Ed Hardy clothes. It seems as if though the kids that are not popular are the only ones who have their heads on straight, but even then they still act stupid.

Brendan- Hey bro, shes muff cabbage. Wanna go play some LAX later? My bro also got us some Natty lights. I might be able to break my record of 3 tonight!

Kelton- Aye ya bro, Im down. Let me do smush smush with her first, and I cant tonight, I gotta wack off to Ronnie tonight. New episode of the best show ever.

Brendan- Want a brojob instead? Also the soccer team is playing at Wakeland High School.

Kelton- Brojob sounds good brah.

by IhateWakeland May 23, 2011

Wake Forest

The most chill place ever if your just a stoner looking to chill in a small, friendly home town.

in Wake Forest, the worst thing that can happen to you would either be running out of weed or lighter fluid...

by Akid Namedcudi April 16, 2011

wake me up when september ends

a song that's really emotional originally written about billie's dad dying, NOT about summer or sept. 11 or the war in iraq or katrina BUT can be interpreted that way if you want.

a really great song but is becoming the next boulevard of broken dreams. now every radio station in the country plays this song to shit and every preppy poser idiot is screaming "i heart greenday!11!!111111 this is teh bestest song eva!!!!!! im totally teh biggest greenday fan eVa111!" when they only know this song and BoBD.

damn green day for being so mainstream.

(something that actually happened to me)

my friend: ooh, do you have green day on your ipod? me: uhh, YEAH. i have all their albums. her: omg, i LOVE wake me up when september ends. *listens to it* me: my favorite song is she. hear, listen to it. her: *listends* mm, i don't like it. *changes it back to wake me up when september ends* me: *fumes*

by superobsessivegreendayfan October 1, 2005

wake and bake

The best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately smoking the 'pre-packed' bong that is sitting 'ready to smoke' on your bedside table.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone smokes weed upto 1 hour after waking up.

"I becomin' a bit chronic at the moment, like 'wake and bake' everyday and shit, 'nahmeanyaheardit!"

by Diego August 29, 2003