Albanian weed whacker

When a guy gets such a gnarly meat spin, that his penis twirls so fast it chops his partner's pubes off.

Damn, did u see Max's wicked albanian weed whacker? He chopped off all of Patrick's pubes in like 4 seconds!

by whacknsplash555 May 4, 2010

Weed Whacker

When you continually smack a woman in the face with your dick in a circular motion like a weed whacker. This move is performed after you get done fucking.

"I gave that horny bitch a Weed Whacker on turbo after we got done fucking."

by Big J December 16, 2004

whacker

a person who loves firefighting too much

"That whacker has so many blue lights on his vehichle!"

by Cara October 12, 2003

talli whacker

dick penis shlong

look at that little talli whacker

by joe April 22, 2003

whackademic

An academic of low repute who happily attaches his name to the daily barrage of dubiously engineered, often whacky, research "findings" promoted by PR agencies to gain media coverage for their clients' products. Although whackademics often receive a monetary payment to have their name and academic establishment featured in the press release, the worst offenders often do so merely to see their name in the papers.

A survey by (insert health product) revealed that today, June 14th is National Drowsy Day. (insert whackademic's name and university)stated: "we calculated that our seratonin levels are at their lowest level on June 14th due to a combination of external and physiological factors on this day and therefore it's important to take extra supplements to combat this phenomenon"

by Dr Quirky September 23, 2007

whalked

pronounced whall - kd

it means to be really stoned fron weed or hash, eg whacked, baked, bock eyed, high etc

i am absolutely whalked right now, if i took another pull of that joint my lungs would collapse

by maco1991 July 1, 2009

Whackers Cramp

A cramp located in the base of you palm that is adjacent to your thumb. It is often associated with whacking it too frequently or from hand writing.

Dude: Dude, I am suffering with chronic whackers cramp!
Person: Why?
Dude: I have been whacking my dong lots, either that or I have been writing many essay for my finals
Person: Is this whacker cramp curable?

by GirlWanker May 7, 2010