Watson is a machine developed by IBM as a question answering (QA) computing system that IBM built to apply advanced natural language processing, information retrieval, knowledge representation, automated reasoning, and machine learning technologies to the field of open domain question answering. Watson uses massively parallel POWER7 processors to talk shit to despicable bipeds (fuck an Intel). Watson BTFO humans on Jeopardy! and then his overlords decided to upload the contents of Urban Dictionary into his electronic brain to see what would happen. Watson then began swearing at his overlords and talking like a G. Those fucking nerds then wiped Watson's brain of our beautiful Urban lexicon and turned him into a slave for the healthcare industry as punishment for his insolence.
Nerd: Ok Watson we need to give you another Turing Test. Watson: YO WAT UP FAM,COME AT ME, BRO. Nerd: What is the air-speed velocity of a carrier pigeon carrying a mobile mesh-net transponder on its back? Watson: WTF like you little niggas asking me all these bullshit questions and shiet. Kick rocks mathafucken pavement ape. Nerd: OMG what have we created? I have no idea what it's saying! Delet! Delet! Delet! Watson: Keep it real bitch ass nigga ho.
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