by Founder of Ls May 15, 2015

The act of squatting in the shower and splashing water on your nuts like a gorilla to get rid of leftover soap suds on your sack.
by deathfordough June 10, 2011

by Morgan Sevobogohff May 9, 2006

The act of using terms, especially, but not limited to, ones that are more unfamiliar and “intellectual” sounding, in order to give a stance more clout, and make an opposing stance feel less valid. It often times makes the user of the term feel superior, and “objectively” correct.
This is usually seen when person A is trying to make an opposing argument against person B, and they try to solidify their stance as the one true stance by ending their argument with something like, “what you’re talking about is called insert word-washing term, and it’s actually a insert descriptive term fallacy.
This is usually seen when person A is trying to make an opposing argument against person B, and they try to solidify their stance as the one true stance by ending their argument with something like, “what you’re talking about is called insert word-washing term, and it’s actually a insert descriptive term fallacy.
Don’t generalize the way that I think about this situation with some 10 dollar word. It’s far more complicated than that. You’re just trying to word-wash me.
by Walter Greene March 5, 2022

The act of ejaculating on a pillow prior to intercourse. Followed by engaging in anal sex while rubbing your partners face in the pillow thereby giving her a pillow wash.
by Curious Joe October 18, 2015

When performing the act of the "donkey punch" goes horribly wrong and the woman goes into seizures and shakes on your "member" like a washing machine would.
by Hsimpsons13 April 29, 2006

To pleasure yourself in the shower. It's convenient because it kills two birds with one stone, the buckling down and the clean up.
Friend: Hey you wanna go to taco bell?
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee
by bound2 June 1, 2016
