Double Whammy

After your through taking a shit, you decide to masturbate.

Hell, my pants are already down, mind as well pull a Double Whammy!

by Mitch Donato March 6, 2010

wommy

Wommy is a combination of wife and mommy. Most married women identify as both, therefore, the word combined saves much needed energy and time.

Stacey: I'm the CEO of Apples R Good, what do you do for a living?
Erin: I'm a wommy.
Stacey: Wommy?
Erin: Yes, wommy. A wife and a mommy.

by Wommy April 13, 2009

wammed

The state of being drunk to the point that you cannot see.

1. He was absolutely wammed off his face.
2. Let's get wammed!

by Tom Fletcher May 6, 2005

Double Whammy

This is a sexual position in which the female sits upon the male genitalia (full penetration) and the male thrusts upward multiple times with his hips. When the male deems ready he raises his arms in the air, clenching his fingers into tight fists. The male then brings his fists down as hard as possible upon the female clitoris. Fists brought down multiple times upon the clitoris is still considered a double wammy.

"Damn yo, did you hear that Janie got double whammyed yesterday? " -Big Tom
"No my bro, what about it?" - Slippery Dean
"She has to get reconstructive surgery." -Big Tom
"Wow, terrible, will she be able to cover the costs of this insurmountably expensive surgery?" -Slippery Dean
"I am unaware of her finances." - Big Tom

by Arthur Cunning January 25, 2016

Whammy Noob

Someone that, while playing guitar hero, feels the need to whammy every held note, killing the song they are playing for all to hear.

(Playing online)
"God-damn this song is being raped by another whammy noob!!"

by computer.dude.28 May 11, 2008

Double Whammy

It's when a guy gets their dick and ego stroked at the same time. While jerking you off, a girl will repeatedly and in rapid succession give you compliments, engorging your dick and your ego, all while the dick stroker stares deeply into your eyes with an emotionless face.

Someone just gave me the ole Double Whammy. It was a nightmare but i'd like to try again for scientific purposes.

by JOEofPOWER November 23, 2020

the rank whammy

Mesmerizing people with your superior rank so they do anything you want.

The manager got the administrative assistant to pick up his dry cleaning by hitting her with the rank whammy.

by surothai December 10, 2005