Male or female junior officers posted to Venture (the Naval Officer Training Center in Victoria, British Columbia), and awaiting training. These individuals commonly have a superiority complex and know that despite knowing nothing, they are still better than you are.
Their days are spent sitting on their brains, contemplating how best to kiss ass while throwing the person to his/her left under the bus.
Most Venturetards will go on to become MARS Officers. Both groups are hated equally, however, within the Canadian Navy.
Their days are spent sitting on their brains, contemplating how best to kiss ass while throwing the person to his/her left under the bus.
Most Venturetards will go on to become MARS Officers. Both groups are hated equally, however, within the Canadian Navy.
I got caught not saluting some Venturetard yesterday; apparently they have value despite their abject uselessness.
by MyPantsAreShorterThanYours June 24, 2010
Get the Venturetard mug.(v.) Describes an irresponsible, or deliberate destruction of a parcel by a delivery driver who does not appreciate his job. Taken from the titular character's portrayal of a delivery driver in the only funny movie of Jim Carrey's career.
"Man, that FedEx driver must have Ace Ventura'd the hell out of my Antec box. The whole thing is trashed."
"That's why I ship with USPS, douche."
"That's why I ship with USPS, douche."
by RonindeBeatrice March 30, 2010
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Get the chariot ventures mug.Fat lazy cops who are bored 99% of the time and have nothing better to do than to run around busting teenagers for smoking pot. When it comes to real police work count them out.... They're only interested in things that require minimal or no work on their part. This is caused by the above stated symptoms they show of being fat and lazy and as long as they have their way will continue to do absolutely nothing but harass and arrest the youth of Ventura County for pointless shit.
Ventura County Sheriffs suck
by sheisaterror November 3, 2008
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aka The Body, The Mind
aka The Body, The Mind
I'm going to vote for Jesse Ventura just so I can get one of those "My Governor can beat up your Governor bumper stickers." Screw voting for the best candidate.
by peaches406 March 16, 2004
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Get the ace ventura mug.The humboldt of southern california. With more than half the county set as national forests more bulk herb comes out of here than anywhere else in southern california.
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