A Very hairy penis.(Named for the creature decended from the extinct marine organism, Halucinagenia.)
by Light Joker April 29, 2004

the kickass feeling of getting blown and rimmed by two people at the same time.
Velvet - the hair rimming the anus
Elvis - hedonist, wants it all at once, I mean the man died on the toilet
because of it.
Velvet - the hair rimming the anus
Elvis - hedonist, wants it all at once, I mean the man died on the toilet
because of it.
by Brooklyn Rake April 1, 2007

a means by which to get yourself out of a date with a person with lots of red flags. i.e. - texting your friend to bail you out via a call or crashing the date
by vanti64 February 19, 2012

by Danis September 24, 2004

Any enduring situation, esp. professional, marked by some hardship, but for whose lush benefits a person nonetheless finds it difficult to extract oneself.
On December 20, 2006, Kathie Lee Gifford was interviewed on Rachel Ray's new CBS talk show. Miss Gifford referred to her time before quitting the show as a "velvet rut," adding that while money and other benefits were extremely positive, she was no longer enjoying the work.
by el Ron December 23, 2006

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by Ferralbudgoblin June 16, 2023
