me. cute, blonde, wears abercrombie and hollister and forever 21. we say like, and oh my gosh (true valley girls do NOT say oh my god...no way) all guys love valley girls because they THINK we are oblivious, and easy but we arent. valley girls are usually blonde and cute and they usually hate the valley and hate being called a valley girl even tough i am one hehe
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Get the valley girl mug.when a male uses any combination of ice, jizz, and spit as lubricant (typically after an avalanche or polar bear) for titty fucking a chick whose nipples have become hardened by the cold on her chest.
Term comes from the sexual act's similarity to the valley forge mission during the revolutionary war in which men attempted to transport cannons through snow and harsh conditions between the mountains.
Term comes from the sexual act's similarity to the valley forge mission during the revolutionary war in which men attempted to transport cannons through snow and harsh conditions between the mountains.
"Dude, did you hear? Mike got shit-faced on the fourth of july, and to commemorate the men of valley forge and those who died for our freedom, he dressed up as George Washington and gave your daughter a valley forge while her friends and everyone watched and videotaped it. I've got copies of it on dvd if you wanna buy it. That shit was so tight it could take the condom off a fetus. we basically ran the polar express on that bitch. maybe next year you shouldn't spend all july 4th cutting hair with grandma"
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Get the valley parks mug.A single, perhaps divorced woman or man that may have more than one children; whose sole objective is to confine an individual who is either financially successful or contains a suitable career.
“Bro, what’s a valley trapper?”
“Let me explain it to you.”
“Exhibit A: Jessica, a single divorced mother with no career or educational background is attempting to confine Mike; a successful investor containing many assets and fathers no children.”
“Exhibit B: Timothy, a plumber and single divorced father is attempting to confine Maria, a successful accountant with various properties and has no children.”
“Let me explain it to you.”
“Exhibit A: Jessica, a single divorced mother with no career or educational background is attempting to confine Mike; a successful investor containing many assets and fathers no children.”
“Exhibit B: Timothy, a plumber and single divorced father is attempting to confine Maria, a successful accountant with various properties and has no children.”
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Get the Valley Trapper mug.A nasty pedophile who likes to juggle women out of his league if they aren't underage. An example of this is definitely Matthew, yes Matthew Dominguez.
Dude Matthew is such a Valley Christian Ho, he fucks hella little kids and then plays desperate for pretty girls at school.
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