Unfuckable

Not always in a sense meaning you just look fucking hideous. Lots of times, unfuckable can be someone you consistently try to talk into fucking and fail every single time. Kind of like this "hard to get" bullshit that goes on all the time. Hard to fuck lmao.

A: I hope you get a chance, bro because I never could get her to let me fuck her.
B: Forreal?
A: Yeah man. She's so hot, yet so unfuckable. Basically, she's a really hot conservative. She seems so fucking moral.

Unfuckable by ahkbar47 July 8, 2016

Upfucker

One who has sex with someone else to better their situation.

Dude, did you hear about all the money she has coming her way? The only possible explanation is that she's an upfucker.

Upfucker by One dude. May 21, 2009

Unfucktionable 

Something that doesn't perform with it's intended purpose and is really fucking annoying

This kimono is really unfucktionable

Unfucktionable by Darmonatrix February 16, 2015

Unfuckwitable 

When a person can not be challenged,pressed,beat in anything and or fucked with hints the word unfuckwitable.

Sharkisha yeah you cant fuck with her she unfuckwitable

Unfuckwitable by God_like_mike July 8, 2019

Unfunky 

The combiation of stupidity and lack of ability to dance.

Student 1: "Damn it! Your so unfunky."
Student 2: "What's that mean?"
Student 1: "Exactly."

Unfunky by eleanor_riggsby May 24, 2007

upfuckery 

–noun, plural -er·ies.
1. fucked up action or conduct.
2. a fucked up action, performance, or thing.

We all loocked down on the village idiot's upfuckery.

Tom Cruise just committed high upfuckery of levels I could barely comprehend.

upfuckery by Jonathan R.R. October 1, 2008

Unfukinbelievable 

Irony to the “n”th degree

That just shouldn’t happen, what were they thinking.... unfukinbelievable

Unfukinbelievable by Spock* February 8, 2019