Twos up on a bastard

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome could produce a child.

Try asking someone:

Hello cheeky, wanna go twos up on a bastard?

by christophe August 4, 2004

Came up on it

Means you stole something or you took something.

Aye, where'd you get those earrings?
I came up on it at walmart
Ohh i gotta get me some of those

by Licensed to ill February 22, 2011

put up on blocks

Ripped off. Swindled.

You paid how much for those shoes?! Man, you got put up on blocks

by Chris Love January 20, 2007

Going up (on somebody)

When a short person goes down on someone tall.

Jane: "Hey Laura, did you end up hooking up with that basketball player?"
Laura: "Yeah. Went up on him."
Jane: "Word. You go girl. Going up (on somebody) is so neo-modern."

by ThePonderer November 13, 2019

up on blocks

to rob someone completely unbeknownst to them, to steal everything from someone, to 'rob them blind'. to go behind someone's back when they least expect it and take as much as you can from them; the opposite of 'strongarming' someone.

"that nigga earl went off to work and me and flossy came through his crib, needless to say, we put that nigga up on blocks!"

by block dumby August 27, 2007

whacked up on goofballs

To be intoxicated with a drug. See hepped up on goofballs.

We spent the afternoon whacked up on goofballs.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

all up on my balls

Up in someone's business, getting on someone's case, harping on someone, aggressively invasive or pursuant. Can be used to mean a woman whose aggressively pursuing a man. Can also be said all over my balls or just on my balls, or in terms of get off my balls or get off my back

My landlord was all up on my balls for the rent this month, dude needs to chill out

Your girl was all over your balls last night at that party

Man, why you all up on my balls, I already said sorry

Dude, get off my balls about it

by ptree March 25, 2008