turtleneck butt 

When you go a month without pooping, and the turd is so huge it stretches you hole so far that afterwards it hangs down loose like the collar of a turtleneck sweater.

I went to camp and couldn't poop for a month. When i finally did, it stretched my asshole out so badly now I've got turtleneck butt.

turtleneck butt by TenhoSede December 7, 2020

Turtle Smuggler 

In Australian culture, a man or woman with a pot belly, or beer gut, giving the appearance of hiding a turtle under their shirt.

Brian’s pot belly makes him look like a turtle smuggler.

Turtle Smuggler by Aussie Turtle Smuggler November 28, 2019

Turtle Puffer 

The act of giving fellatio to feces to one who is turtle heading. A.K.A. Sucking feces.

While Sean was tossing Guido's salad, Sean quickly became a turtle puffer when Guido started to defecate.

Turtle Puffer by Ben Beniff from Burbank September 23, 2009

Screaming turtle head 

A fart when an urgent need to poop is felt.

As he cramped near the toilet, Juan heard a screaming turtle head!

Screaming turtle head by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

Turtlepoop 

With all your mighty power, after hours of long hard work, you're finally able to shit a dense slippery one half way out untill it pops back in your anus against your will.

If frightened, the poop will not come out for hours; Like a turtle.

A poop with a conscience; A turtle conscience.

It is the act of taking a shit, but not realy taking a shit, as if taking a shit in reverse.

A dejavu poop.

A piece of shit playing Counter-Strike in your asshole with a 56k modem. "It's there!" "No, its not!" "He's back!" "He dissapeared again!" "Damn lag!"

It is the poop that feels as if you will accidently shit out a part of your large intenstine.

That one poop that makes your stomach feel realy good when it finally comes out.

A poop that makes pregnancy seem like a ride in a theme park.

A poop that makes you want to shove a spoon up your ass and force it out manually.

Wife: Problems?
You: Yeah, it's that damn turtlepoop again, it won't come out.

Turtlepoop by AngelDongM July 9, 2010

sandpit turtle 

Sandpit Turtle is a genetically modified species of turtles that where created in Britain and were accidentally transported to Mexico; on the B.M.T Horizon. This was a humiliating mistake by

Captain Olive Skies. In North America these turtles are commonly called Tony Turtles and are a rare nocturnal species that only appears with three Mexicans one of which must look like a female at times but they are all male. They can be captured using Star Wars related things or other turtles and on the occasion of someone piercing a veil. The bite is venomous and causes insomnia that can only be cured by the sound of sirens that come from the lowest point or the all time lowest point you can find in your area. For this reason they should be feared even though it can be extremely adorable at times but just ask Alexandria you will regret running in to this turtle because it is not very selfish but my case collisions with the sky and could be dramatic. This was a beloved pet of the captain Olive Skies later adopted by the three Mexicans.

This is sandpit turtle!

sandpit turtle by whysodayumhotbroski June 30, 2014

The Turtle Just Passed You 

Slang for walking or driving too slow that everyone passes you.

Can you walk faster, the turtle can walk faster than you, the turtle just passed you. You drive too slow that the turtle can pass you.

The Turtle Just Passed You by JayEssBee85 December 16, 2013