hairy toffee

Excrement uncleared from the hairs around the anus, being rolled into a small pea of poo.

I wanted to eat her, but when I went down I found a hairy toffee

by Monkeysutra September 14, 2008

Traffic Teasing

When curb crawling, stopping but then pulling off very slowly whenever someone approaches drive forward slowly therefore teasing them into catching up.

Did you pick up any hookers tonight?
No I was just traffic teasing.

by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007

Traffic Warden

The most vile of all cunts.

That Adolf Hitler was a complete fucking Traffic Warden.

by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005

Toff

David Cameron

David 'Toff' Cameron

by izzyE123 April 17, 2010

trafficky

A lazy way of saying traffic is congested.

I am going to be home late, the roads are trafficky.

by JediGirl February 18, 2010

toffii

a thick or big girl who dresses and carries herself in an admirable way.

Pat: what do u think of Tenny
Driver: I think she is the sweetest toffii I have ever seen

by Ms Jade March 29, 2010

Toffee Stix!

A word used to express ones inter anger. other phrases like Toffee Stix are Holy Crap or Holy John Tavares. often used with holy as a prefix.

HOLY Toffee Stix! That stupid Quaz Muffin thinks he is abacus eating that muffin without giving me a piece. I'm going to go abo zai on his butt.

by seklly February 25, 2011