Toad Rat

A nasty ass girl, who is too ugly to even qualify as a hood rat.

She so ugly she don't even rate hood rat status, she's a toad rat!

by buddha328 April 18, 2011

toadscrab

noun

1 - a a very serious growth on the genitalia (from not washing thoroughly and having sex with black people
2 - a very ugly person that everyone publicly makes fun of for being ugly

origin - the result of jesus trying to solve the jumble and getting so frustrated that he invents a word thats gross and digusting so he can vent his rage

1 - that bitch has toadscrab

2 - she's the toadscrab of the earth

by showspsode201 February 14, 2012

trade raped

When someone gets bent over so bad the brain they once had implodes and allows for repeated rapeage in fantasy sports.

Bradley Reginald Jackson Dale got trade raped.

i.e. H. Sedin & K.Shattenkirk for Tyler Bozak

by Gotcha BLAAAAke February 9, 2014

toad penis

When the mushroom head of the penis has warts.

There was no way I was have sex with that toad penis.

by Badass36 August 15, 2015

toad life

A person who leeches off others and is without a job or doesn't have the means to support himself and shows no remorse for his/her actions. Hence enjoying his/her ToadLife

I'm stuck on island with no money oh well toad life

by Todd_N April 11, 2019

Toadstool

the spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically in the form of a rounded cap on a stalk, especially one that is believed to be inedible or poisonous.

Joseph: "Hey, Nick."
Joseph: "Can I eat toadstool?"
Nick: "No, we can't eat toadstool."
Joseph: "Why?"
Nick: "Mushroom poisoning, also called toadstool poisoning, toxic, sometimes fatal, effect of eating poisonous mushrooms."

by /gamerule keepinventory true December 4, 2020

Toadism

THE TOADS WILL RULE THE WORLD! TOADS WILL CONQUER THE WORLD!

Wanna join my religion, toadism?

by Human that obeys toads December 7, 2020