A Random Toaster

A huge dumbass who is my friend lmao

Hey that guy is a random toaster

by Terminator_Games August 20, 2019

Tugs at my testees

(v) When an action irritates the fuck out of you.

Do you know what really tugs at my testees?

When people leave their two pieces of junk in the overflow lot.

Godammit, Karen.

by Mifty Mae May 27, 2020

TOBIAS THE TOASTER

Tobias sune Andersen is the definition of a used tampon dipped in rabbit blood. He is a hypocrite and lies about being an elite swimmer when he’s scared of water. He likes Scooby snacks and his secret identity is big chungus. He usually waits outside the pre k for his girlfriend of 5 years.

RUN ITS TOBIAS THE TOASTER

by Tobias sune Andersen’s friend December 10, 2020

Toaster Strudeled

When a male ejaculates onto his partner, giving her the appearance of being freshly iced like a toaster strudel. Then begins to talk about feeling so that the female remains trapped there like prey.

Nina: Yeah, he totally toaster strudeled me last night and I had to friendzone him and couldn’t leave.

by Strudel Lover 69 January 23, 2019

Ghetto Toasted

The act of toasting an entire sandwich by squeezing it into a regular toaster instead of a toaster oven.

Dude 1: "Hey man, how'd that house catch on fire?"

Dude 2: "Man, the dude that lives there was trying to get his sub sandwich ghetto toasted!"

by Da Vin Chee December 9, 2009

recorded with a toaster

A funny quote found on youtube on some very low quality videos. Destinated to be hated in a few years since now everyone is spoiling it on every fucking video as 90% of people in the world have no creativity

*Clicks on dat face soldier video*
Top comment #1: recorded with a potato
Top comment #2: recorded with a toaster

by XxLorDxX October 23, 2011

taste the random

When someone gets together with their friends, turns off the lights, and plays "who's in my mouth".

I'm feeling friendly. Let's get drunk and taste the random.

by Johnny T Ferdo December 19, 2008