return tapes

masturbate

unf, unf did you see that picture of Adam Lambert? it made me want to return tapes

by ka4real November 20, 2009

Piano Toes

A person with abnormally long toes.

Person1: Dude...your toes are longer than my fingers.
Person2: They are not
Person1: Dude...you have piano toes

by $e9a March 2, 2010

Monsters inc nigga toes

Monsters inc nigga toes is a term used to describe men with hairy, Long, and skinny toes. The toes resemble those of mike. Wazoeski’s toes.

Tyler’s got them Monsters inc nigga toes.

by Ayushmen Trividie March 11, 2019

i'm the kinda girl to make your toes curl

your so good at giving blow jobs that you make your man's toe curl.

shawnna uses it in her song i was gettin some"i was gettin some head gettin gettin some i'm the kinda girl to make your toes curl."

by m24 July 22, 2006

topeka

new name for google as of April 1, 2010

"dude, whats that actors name?!"

"i dont know man, why don't you Topeka it!"

by toometoexplain April 1, 2010

Bathroom Toes

Very similar to frosted toes except you can only get them from the cold bathroom floor, they hurt, especially if you step into a hot bath/shower with them

ex:

Stepping into the bath hurt like fuck....stupid bathroom toes

by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

covid toes

blue or purple lesions on toes or feet as an early sign of covid-19

The doctor said that Anne's painful covid toes may disappear within ten days.

by timlight April 22, 2020