Tool 

a person who is fake

Nick Divish is a tool.

Tool by thatoneguy787878 May 10, 2010

tool 

The complete tool is ideally a male who often tries too hard. The traditional tool is usually spotted in Tappout attire, accompanied by gelled hair, and a pair of "hata-blockas". The urban tool may be spotted in brands such as Polo, Ralph Lauren, or Nike. The tool is usually accompanied by a ""tool-mate". This is to aid the tool in girl sightings, in places such as meetings,dances,conventions, etc. The common tool can be found at sporting events including golf, basketball, and the occasional ping-pong match. Tools are notorious for stealing whales, lying about their age to seem "more experienced", hitting on girls from cooper city, and using the "locomotive train" style of showering.

-"wow, oliver is such a toolbag."
-"i know! He even tried to get with Ke$ha!"

tool by iheartkeyclub May 15, 2010

tool 

a complete bro. hes a boss and the tools in his/hers toolshed dont agree with him/her. (vicki)

Aqeel is such a tool and his tools don't agree.

tool by aqeelisaboss July 6, 2011

Tool 

a douche. one who is just plain dick to everyone he/she gets to know, and takes it for granted.

- God, Terry's such a fuckin' tool.

- Fuck man, some tool stole my fuckin car

Tool by Starscraftin'91 July 8, 2011

Tool 

A word used to describe a guy who thinks hes the coolest and most good looking guy on the planet.They treat girls like there just a number.Some of them are also jocks so there REALLY into sports sometimes its all they care about.They wear sunglasses indoors because they think it makes them attractive when it really just makes them look ridiculous.NEVER compliment them or fall for them because it will just make them more of a tool.Oh and they use the word bro to the point where its just frustrating.

lisa:john dumped me yesterday for that whore jenny!
ana:ugh he is such a TOOL.

Tool by tellinitstraightup August 4, 2011

Tool 

A tool is someone that is kind of arrogant and like a douche or an a-hole. It is not what these other definitions say. PInk uses the term in "So What", she's talking about her ex. Who is not a poser but a jerk, to her anyway.

Pink is talking about her ex in this song. He's not a "poser" hes a jerk, to her anyway.

I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a tool so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight

Tool by j roper September 22, 2011

tool 

1. A person, almost always a male, who tries (and believes he is) to be hard or cool by the way he dresses or acts.

2. A very ignorant person who is used to by others without knowing it.

1. Look at that tool in the tapout shirt, with a single ear ring and his hair gelled.

2. I feel bad for that guy, he doesn't know that his dream girl is just using him as a tool.

tool by austin precipitates October 9, 2011