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Tooker

The Original Player”. Dating back to the beginning of time, there was a clan who, by no fault of their own, acquired a reputation that invariably led to the Surname, “Tooker”. Background: a “Tooker”, minding his own business, would often be innocently approached by a myriad of females, pining for romantic inclusion, thereby abandoning their current love interest. The aforementioned love interest of such yearning fräuleins would, after merely turning his head, unfailingly lose sight of his fräuline companion. After much inquisition of those in his proximity, which often contained lines such as, “Where did my woman run off to”, this individual would habitually obtain the common response, infinitely referencing a member of the “Tooker” clan, “he took her”. Ergo the surname “Tooker”.
Individual 1: Have you seen my girl?
Individual 2: Yes, he took her (Tooker).
by Tooker November 7, 2013
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Alcohol Tolerant

When over time you can drink slightly more than you normally can before you feel ill. A sign of alcohol addiction.
My alcohol tolerant levels have gone up. A year ago I was smashed after two glasses of wine. Now it takes me a whole bottle to get wasted.
by Hijinxs July 24, 2007
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toner

a nipple that is erect, poking through the shirt
She must be cold because she has quite some toners there.
by hebrew_hammer September 22, 2006
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tooler

someone who is extremely aggravating or a pre teen!!!
wats that tooler doing?
by katotool April 23, 2007
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Toger

To put it simple A toger is a massive shlong
Wow I’d love to tickle Daniels toger
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toerag

More commanly used in the sixties and seventies on Britcoms before trms like plonker and wanker superseded it.
by titwanker April 11, 2003
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toner

to-ner (noun): an erect nipple. This usually occurs when it is cold. The word's origin lies in the ingenious combination of the words tit and boner, giving us toner.
You can just see those girls' toners through their thin shirts.
by the girls of Theta October 28, 2006
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