Edwin Tong

When you try to hot-shot lawyer, but then you accidentally become stand-up comedian.

The defense counsel Edwin Tong-ed and made the courtroom burst into laughter.

by er2nj@egeR September 13, 2022

Tong

A Zambian term that means money, usually always used by wannabe gangsters and people that act tough (mostly gen Z kids).

Lash the tong eksay!
He doesn't have tong buta

by hardestohninlsk December 2, 2022

Bincent Tong

A chinese man who is addicted on roblox. He is too bad at every game that he needs to use a hacked apk for it. He is one of the most egoistic person on the history. He tries to be better than anybody and loves flexing. When he loses, he starts spamming, cope,cope ratio, never asked, you are autistic like an 8 years old roblox addict loser. Everything he says about somebody else matches his personality since he only says negative words. He always leaves behind his brain cells on his rpblox account, which should get hacked. He is a big fat chigga.His asshole is 190cm big

Omg thats Bincent Tong, ewwww

by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022

Tong Touy

Brand of cheap Chinese clothing, often low quality and bought online.

Oh my god that guy is such a dork, his whole outfit is Tong Touy.

by Duxxdel March 26, 2022

Xi Tong

Well being a average introverted girl is what she is but sometimes she likes to try to stand out but that rarely happens :”). Average grades but sometimes they do reach above expectations but sometimes below expectations even though being lazy and always procrastinate she always get work done on time. Xi Tong is a super rare name but it’s unique and no one would have it haha. Kind , beautiful, helpful and very indecisive but most of all she know when she need to stand up for them self, but… she doesnt see that in them self… almost everyone can compliment them but they wouldn’t believe them. She is Definitely is a good friend , even though her attitude may be bad she’ll comfort you and help u go through your problems with you. No one should take her for granted but many people did. While helping her friends , she has her own problems but she hides it almost every time. She may look okay but she’s not really fine. She’s the type of girl to have many friends but only a few close friends, she hates new things like new school , classrooms , classmates , but even though she’s sad to leave but she knows she has to move on. I think no one should take her for granted and definitely cherish the time they have with her :”)

I’ve been dealing with problems and Xi Tong is always there for me no matter what.

by Leavy November 21, 2021

Tyler Tong Tian Le

Just a short boy with spectacles,not so good in academics but still fine in sports like basketball.His like a brother to me and his a very good boy,his birthday is on 24th October 2009.

Tyler Tong Tian Le will know who this is:)

by Valarietan2302 October 3, 2021

Thai Tong

The hottest man alive, can put any woman (and man) to bed. Loves gay chameleon midgets farting in each others faces while eating dog shit. His balls are as strong as the rocks head (also has blue balls).

Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga

by phoenix is a simp October 18, 2021