Boy 1: I heard that Lixon got a 2400 on his SAT's.
Boy 2: Yea, but that stupid fucker is a panda toker.
Boy 2: Yea, but that stupid fucker is a panda toker.
by Panda Toker October 26, 2006
Get the Panda Toker mug.Event (noun): A month-long event in which an individual attempts to cockblock another individual as frequently as possible
Game (noun): A month-long competition in which single males compete to prevent their opponent's from getting laid. Score is kept as follows - One to three points per cockblock (points awarded based on originality and inventiveness), one to three points per getting laid (points awarded based on attractiveness of the slampiece). Most points at the end of the month wins.
An honest game in which even ugly guys can win
Game (noun): A month-long competition in which single males compete to prevent their opponent's from getting laid. Score is kept as follows - One to three points per cockblock (points awarded based on originality and inventiveness), one to three points per getting laid (points awarded based on attractiveness of the slampiece). Most points at the end of the month wins.
An honest game in which even ugly guys can win
Example 1
Chad: Yo, you nail that slampiece last night?
Bryce: Naw, man
Chad: What happened, homie?
Bryce: Fucking Kalan and his damn Cockblock-tober bullshit. Good luck getting laid for 31 days while this dickhead is around.
Example 2
Dirk: Bro, nobody's getting laid this month
Clark: Why? Bitches on their periods?
Dirk: Naw, dawg... It's Cockblock-tober and this year, I'm takin' home the gold.
Chad: Yo, you nail that slampiece last night?
Bryce: Naw, man
Chad: What happened, homie?
Bryce: Fucking Kalan and his damn Cockblock-tober bullshit. Good luck getting laid for 31 days while this dickhead is around.
Example 2
Dirk: Bro, nobody's getting laid this month
Clark: Why? Bitches on their periods?
Dirk: Naw, dawg... It's Cockblock-tober and this year, I'm takin' home the gold.
by RupertBlaylock September 26, 2011
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1. In engineering, the margin of error of a particular structure or process.
2. In medicine and pharmacology, the situation in which an individual requires larger and larger doses of a drug in order to get the same physical or mental effects.
3. In sociology and politics, the act of treating others as equals, despite the fact that those others do not share your beliefs or differ in how they live their lives.
2. In medicine and pharmacology, the situation in which an individual requires larger and larger doses of a drug in order to get the same physical or mental effects.
3. In sociology and politics, the act of treating others as equals, despite the fact that those others do not share your beliefs or differ in how they live their lives.
1. The engineer had be careful in designing the oil refining process, because he had to work within very tight tolerances.
2. It is possible for a patient to build tolerance to antidepressants, painkillers, and other drugs, requiring a prescription for a larger dose.
3. Tolerance means that I must not resort to violence or slander against a person with whom I disagree. It does not mean that I have to support or agree with your beliefs, regardless of what the radical left has to say about it.
2. It is possible for a patient to build tolerance to antidepressants, painkillers, and other drugs, requiring a prescription for a larger dose.
3. Tolerance means that I must not resort to violence or slander against a person with whom I disagree. It does not mean that I have to support or agree with your beliefs, regardless of what the radical left has to say about it.
by J-Rad March 2, 2008
Get the tolerance mug.On May 25, 1085 Alfonso VI of Castile kicked the Moors out of Toledo, Spain; after which Toledo became one of the great centers of Christian culture. Hence the nickname "Holy Toledo". It has since evolved into an exclamation exhibiting surprise, probably due to original surprise that a Moor-encrusted place could become Holy.
by MidnightCricket May 1, 2009
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The Toledo Mosquito
The Toledo Burrito
The Toledo Funguito
The Toledo Mosquito
The Toledo Burrito
The Toledo Funguito
Jim successfully made a 4,500 mile pilgrimage to Ohio in order to be in the city of his religion. He spent 29 days worshipping the town of Toledo and The Holy Toledo Trinity. He wept when he saw a live performance of the Toledo Burrito.
by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008
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Zero Tolerance laws exist to punish the innocent. The guilty already are already fucked so having strict, uniform punishments regardless of the circimstances of the "crime," the persons criminal record and the persons intentions is just stupid.
Anybody who supports zero tolerance policys need to be thrown into a concentration camp until they arent dumbasses. For I have zero tolerance for stupidity.
Zero Tolerance laws exist to punish the innocent. The guilty already are already fucked so having strict, uniform punishments regardless of the circimstances of the "crime," the persons criminal record and the persons intentions is just stupid.
Anybody who supports zero tolerance policys need to be thrown into a concentration camp until they arent dumbasses. For I have zero tolerance for stupidity.
Being arrested for being DWI even though you are far from being drunk. Mandatory minimum sentences.
As far as school zero tolerance policys go, read around www.zerointelligence.net.
As far as school zero tolerance policys go, read around www.zerointelligence.net.
by Arm October 29, 2005
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by IcemanPOJ August 26, 2015
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